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10 FoxTrot Funnies for the Winter Solstice

by The GoComics Team

To celebrate the Winter Solstice, we've collected our favorite winter funnies from the talented Bill Amend's comic, FoxTrot!

FoxTrot by Bill Amend

Paige: Peter's walking the Taft's dog?? The one that always bites him?? Andy: He's desperate for money. What can I say? Paige: Get the Bactine ready. Andy: He did seem to think the cold weather would work in his favor... Peter: Not so easy to pierce frozen flesh, is it, Fauntleroy?!
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Jason: Quilted long johns...thick socks...thick pants..thick boots...thick shirt...a thick sweater..another thick sweater..thick hat...thick mittens...and finally..Peter's extra fluffy down jacket. Paige: You know, most kids bundle up for warmth not shock absorption. Jason: Tell Mom I'll be sledding down kamikaze ridge if she needs me.
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Marcus: On your mark...get set...begin the countdown.... Jason: T-minus 100..99. The great thing about us, Marcus, is how we learn from our mistakes. Take our ill-fated attempt at sledding with a drag chute last winter..the cute popped open, the sled screeched to a stop, and we went flying off, so what did we learn? We learned to strap ourselves in with six rolls of adhesive tape so we can't come off. Marcus: Maximum warp! Jason: Release the chute! Jason: Similarly, now we've learned not to do this in a windstorm. Marcus: Is that Australia up ahead?
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Jason: Snow, darn it! I command you clouds to snow! I command you clouds to listen to me!
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Marcus: Let the Jason and Marcus winter games commence! Jason: First Event: Cross-country skedaddling.
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