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Oct 26, 2004
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"Sir, again, you've made your feelings quite clear on France, but where do you stand on other issues? For example, are you pro-choice?"   "Ohhhh No No No No No No nooooo...Not at all...."   "And why is that?"   "Because in high school, they made us read "Ulysses" and it was the most incomprehensible crap I've ever read in my life."   "Sir...That's Joyce...I'm asking if your pro-choice."   "Well, if I had a choice, I wouldn't read Joyce."   "...Never mind."
Oct 28, 2004
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