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    BE THIS GUY gc insider 3 months ago

    Pig might be on to something.

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    AGED_ENGINEER gc insider 3 months ago

    Pig already has no sects with Pigita!

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  3 months ago

    quit while you’re ahead, Mr. Pastis, on this punchline… this theist asks you

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    Sherlock Watson  3 months ago

    Some of these groups are a lot more verbal than others. How does the Censor feel about oral sects?

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    Bilan  3 months ago

    Some of them need to be taught that religion is about working together, not fighting. We can certainly use more sect education.

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    SNEG  3 months ago

    A very huge risk

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    blunebottle  3 months ago

    (Ages ago) I used to walk to high school with this nice girl that lived near me. One day, while we were walking along, she remarked how she was struggling with the concept of sets…(as in mathematics.) It took me a looooong time to reply, as I struggled to figure out if I’d heard right.

    Kyle of Lochalsh  3 months ago

    Thank god the didn’t mention insects!

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    Masterskrain gc insider 3 months ago

    Just remember, a “Religion” is merely a cult with more members and better P.R.!

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    comics001  3 months ago

    I wonder how this passed the editors.

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    Brian Fink  3 months ago

    Maybe they should have spoken to the Nashville “church” which just got busted as a sects club.

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    Masterskrain gc insider 3 months ago

    There was a story in the news a few weeks back about a “Church” somewhere like Kansas that actually wanted to establish their own security police!

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    eddie6192  3 months ago

    That dumb Pig is gonna get Pastis fired.

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    one8romeo  3 months ago

    Down through the annals of history there have always been sects.

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    Tue Elung-Jensen  3 months ago

    Funny thing is it is that which is being censored, not the talk of sects.

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    hariseldon59  3 months ago

    At least he didn’t bring up premarital sects.

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    joefearsnothing  3 months ago

    Looks like the Comic Strip Censor is unprotected! Hmmmm

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    chris_weaver  3 months ago

    If you and your spouse belong to different religions, does that make you bisectual?

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    toahero  3 months ago

    I’d never join one of those splinter groups.

    You might call me asectual.

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    k_aplin  3 months ago

    for sure

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    MUDD   3 months ago

    Keep it up,Stephan. :>) Yaay. sensor this,wired to the CPU,as input,we will see what output we get. :>) Peace.

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    Packratjohn gc insider 3 months ago

    So how would you define safe sects?

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    azktryg  3 months ago

    Is a monastic sect an oxymoron?

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    ChessPirate  3 months ago

    And not even mentioned is the danger of extreme sects…

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    gmu328  3 months ago

    patsis outdoes himself today … should be declared a national ass-et

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    John W. Vinson gc insider 3 months ago

    What’s worse is that some of these religious groups have their own orchestras: sects and violins.

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    Number Three (Free Afficionado)  3 months ago

    I worked out the punchline after reading the first panel.

    Go me.


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    SheRiF (noT Judjin' jus saYin) MunkYbluz  3 months ago

    Summovus MUnkYS preffer Swingin SectS… jus sayin

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    fivestring65  3 months ago
    Don’t forget the anal sects.
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    fivestring65  3 months ago
    Don’t forget the anal sects.
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    Diss-fohn-yah  3 months ago

    Catholicism… Protestantism… Great sects.

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    Loopy Frogger gc insider 3 months ago

    You sects, I sects we all text for more sects….

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    Chakolate  3 months ago

    I read this comic in Spanish before I do so in English, because I’m trying to learn Spanish. Often the Spanish version makes no sense, until I get to the English one and find punishment. Today they didn’t even try to translate it – just ran an old comic instead.

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    Sisyphos  3 months ago

    I kinda feel sorry for Comic Strip Censor Guy, the way he gets picked on by Cartoon-Boy, used as a foil for Goat and Pig to show off their comedic acting skills. (They did handle the script well today, as the inevitable follow-on puns in the Comments show, except for that Featured Comment, where the Replies do not open….)

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    biltil  3 months ago

    Wondering if insects have sects where they insist on having incest

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    wiatr gc insider 3 months ago

    Sects and rugs and Rock ’n Roll!

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    Swirls Before Pine  3 months ago

    The forum posters that decry Pearls’ pun strips are advocates of mirth-control.

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