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    BE THIS GUY gc insider 3 months ago

    Pig at a senate hearing:

    “I’m sorry but I dismember the Russian ambassador.”

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    Sherlock Watson  3 months ago

    Before Pig can find anything in his bed, he has to discover it.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  3 months ago

    How about Rat diss Pig and forget this whole conversation?

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    wiatr gc insider 3 months ago

    Stop Pig before he dismembers again!

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    jimmjonzz gc insider 3 months ago

    This is double plus ungood.

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    Partyalldatyme  3 months ago

    So what do you call it when you originally have the experience that you’ll later remember? Or dismember? Membering?

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    Packratjohn gc insider 3 months ago

    Pig took piano lessons, but alas, all he could play was discord.

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    Packratjohn gc insider 3 months ago

    Pastis, you are ingenuous

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    PICTO  3 months ago

    It may be time to dismember Cartoon Boy…

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    Bilan  3 months ago

    It’s the ole full-brain syndrome; when one bit of information goes in, another is lost.

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    chris_weaver  3 months ago

    I was not the least bothered by this strip, so I guess I was quite turbed by it.

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    Joie de vivre  3 months ago

    This strip is disingenuous.

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    Joie de vivre  3 months ago

    It is also disturbing, disgusting and discombobulated.

    Kyle of Lochalsh  3 months ago

    There’s is no reason to dis the gruntled!

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    Say What Now‽ gc insider 3 months ago

    I think this strip is quite turbing and gusting. Keep it up.

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    Andrew Sleeth gc insider 3 months ago

    As a cartoon weasel once said, “Boss, shall we disresemble the place for ya’?”

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    mortaur  3 months ago

    Aint that the truth!

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    johndifool  3 months ago

    Bad horror movies…I Dismember Mama.

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    Moon Child Rage: Rancid Log Home  3 months ago

    Stephan, you are a hack! :-p

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    Squoop gc insider 3 months ago

    If he actually followed Rat’s instructions, it would be disremembering. Just sayin

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    JudyAz  3 months ago

    For a Monday, I’m feeling rather gruntled today

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    SukieCrandall  3 months ago

    Pig is someone who would use a fire extinguisher for an inflamed throat.

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    Packratjohn gc insider 3 months ago

    Enough of this frivolity. I’m going to appear now.

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    Dirty Dragon  3 months ago

    “Da police are not here to create disorder, dere here to PRESERVE dis order.”

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    Scratchy18  3 months ago

    Nice = disnice? Welcome = diswelcome, pleasant = displeasant?

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    Andrew Sleeth gc insider 3 months ago

    Pig’s more than famous … he’s IN-famous!

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    Number Three (Free Afficionado)  3 months ago

    Sorry but “un-remembering” sounds better.


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    Sisyphos  3 months ago

    Pig should stop going to the cafe, since he says he’s coming down with Old Timer’s.

    Ugh! I can’t un-see this strip, Cartoon-Boy!

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    The Fly Hunter  3 months ago

    So is that why I keep losing my head? It’s because I keep getting older?

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    SUBWAY 13  3 months ago

    It’s a not interesting conversation.

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    Ceeg22 gc insider 3 months ago

    It would be disremember. Do you member something?

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