Time for an X-ray
Then the IOC banned the turtle for doping without paying the standard bribe.
Get out the blueprints and find out where things are, or call a location service.
Last time this comic ran, the thing that came to mind in seeing Panel 3 were these little packets of Mt. St. Helens ash when I was a kid. They had a statement warning the buyer to not try to sell the packet in Washington.
Used to. Iron gall ink.
More modern inks are often made of soy.
Fourteen little gnairies and a house in the mushrooms.
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To Evil Brandy’s horror upon awakening, she found out that Earth didn’t have the kinds of satellites she was hoping for. When the timer went off, the video of her fight with Good Brandy went out and was seen in every country.
Then Evil Brandy realized that she could make a mint from televised fights.
Sir Dudley of the Canned Creamed-Corn Guards could roll along the top of the snow.