This one is really good.
Is that you, DS?
First rule about plushiefest is you don’t talk about plushiefest.
The dude is being gaslighted by a pair of running shoes.
He said he’s a dad.
No, it ain’t coming back.
Oh, only if that baby could talk.
Chapter 2 should be:
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party.
Find out if anybody has stolen your idea for the transmogrifier and then have your patent attorney Dad sue them.
From the sound of it, he’s had a series of strokes.