Once my wife and I were discussing taking the dog for a walk, in normal conversational tone. We were saying how we need to find her collar before we can take her. The dog came into the living room with a collar in her mouth. Unfortunately it was for the other dog and was too small for her. Still, pretty scary!
Whether you carve it or not, it’s dead, because you cut it from its vine!
Well, the fact that you’re confessing means you’ll be going to jail and not getting any money, so the “AWK!” was a little out of place!
Many health plans have an out-of-pocket deductible that you have to reach before insurance kicks in.
Great. Now there’ll be a new warning label on those!
He’s small enough, and they’re big, I think they could carry him one on each end!
YOUR world will end MUCH sooner, you old biddy!
Just find the part where it says they’ll pay you enough to move out of your parents’ home!
“And we’ll survive on dropped popcorn, milk duds and snow caps!”
Yell “HEY STUPID!” and see which end turns towards you. The tail will be second. (Duck!)