Puzzler: Because she looks like a toy.
Mordy: Knute and Crystal – now that’s a couple to explore.
I hate that song, especially when sung at sporting events. It’s meanspirited and obnoxious. But you’ll never here the song at Luann where sports are banned.
Jimmy: I’m the only one here that doesn’t like Toni? That’s incredible. Even Nancy isn’t crazy about her.
Let me see… She was snotty from the beginning. Her old boyfriend, Dirk was a thug – bad girls are attracted to bad guys. She wears way too much makeup. She’s too small and too weak to be a firefighter (so’s Brad). She bad mouths her own brother behind his back and in front of his kid. And she won’t get a sensible haircut for her job.
Jimmy: I don’t hate anyone except Islamic terrorists, Little Rocker Man, bullies, people that are cruel to animals, and Mrs. Bill Clinton. Almost everyone here loves Luann. They’re blind to her many shortcomings. On the other hand, they all hate Tiffany, the target of Luann’s cruelity. I am not a lemming. I don’t “go with the flow”. If Luann and Tiffany were real people, I’d much rather be friends with Tiffany. Luann story’s are boring. Tiffany stories are emotional.
Awww! Poor little Fay.
Pepper: I disagree. Luann is putting down Fay’s mother in front of Fay. These kind of comments could break up family unity. Fay’s mother is Luann’s boss here, not Fay. Comments like that should directed at the mother, not Fay.At least, Luann’s not as bad as Toni and Brad.
Folks: As I’ve said before, Benadryl is a wonderful drug. Every household should have some just to be cautious.
Kenny: Oh I get it – Halloween! That’s amusing.