GoComics Today's Best Comic Strips

David Hasselhoff, who inspired a generation of pubescent boys with the TV shows "Knight Rider," and "Bay Watch," turns 66 today. We haven't heard much from The Hoff since his reality show was abruptly canceled in 2010. Wonder what he's got going on these days? 

Apple announced the addition of 70 new emojis in celebration of World Emoji Day. The new lineup includes a mango, a lobster, and various new options for skin tone and hair, leaving us with the hope that, one day, our children won’t have to be burdened by the use of words at all. ; )

Prediction: Party stores will start selling tiny versions of the Trump Balloon and it will become the best-selling balloon of the year (runner-up: Birthday SpongeBob, which is just as polarizing).

Tonight, Washington, D.C. will host Major League Baseball's All-Star Game, featuring the sport's best ballplayers, as determined by the fans. Wonder what all the bad baseball players are doing with their day off? 

Trekkies may be nervous about an upcoming, R-rated Star Trek movie directed by Quentin Tarantino, but they can rest assured it won't be nearly this boring… 

At any given party, 57 precent of the people are desperately waiting to tell you all about that gory, disturbing true-crime podcast they just listened to. Be aware.