1 and Done by Eric Scott for October 20, 2021

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    wldhrsy2luv  9 months ago


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    Doug K  9 months ago

    She first said the she wanted to “cuddle”. He heard “noodle”.

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    Doug K  9 months ago

    Don’t take your spaghetti to beddy.

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    cdward  9 months ago

    That’s not what I meant when I asked if you wanted to canoodle!

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    He’s all wrapped up in himself….

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    ArtyD2 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Pastafarian foreplay

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    Doug K  9 months ago

    “Well you seem to have all of our presenta and our futura, why can’t I have all of the pasta?”

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    themostbashfulone  9 months ago

    One of Irving Berlin’s nightmares: “I’m dreaming of a succubus named Medusa. . .”

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    Teto85 Premium Member 9 months ago


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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Those spaghetti dreams are the worst!

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member 9 months ago

    It could be worse. There could be spaghetti or Alfredo sauce on the pasta.

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    Gent  9 months ago

    Eh, them hyoomans sure indulges in some strange sorts of reproductive rituals.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  9 months ago

    “Have you been hitting the sauce again?”

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