1 and Done by Eric Scott for November 29, 2023

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 7 months ago

    Don’t tell the other customers. They’ll all want one.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  7 months ago

    Rub some vaseline on your phone’s camera lens and take some snaps.

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    Imagine  7 months ago

    Scotch soup. What dd you expect?

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    The Reader Premium Member 7 months ago

    That soup looks Photoshopped!

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    cdward  7 months ago

    But did it catch the fly?

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 7 months ago

    Sweet and “Saur” soup.

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    Doug K  7 months ago

    “I’m sorry, sir, … but you did order the Soup Du Jour …”

    [Who knows when (or if) it will ever be seen on the menu again?]

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    Judeeye Premium Member 7 months ago

    Aww, it’s Nessie’s baby. Better watch out for momma.

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    Imagine  7 months ago

    It’s just there to eat the fly in the soup.

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    Linguist  7 months ago

    He’s gotta change his meds, and stop eating haggis for breakfast!

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    WCraft Premium Member 7 months ago

    Quick – snap a photo!

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    The Brooklyn Accent  7 months ago

    “She like to be married to yeti.

    He cooking some groovy spaghetti…

    What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party…"

    —J. Lennon

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    davewhamond creator 7 months ago

    “Waiter, what’s this Loch Ness Monster doing in my soup?” “The backstroke, sir.”

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    willie_mctell  7 months ago

    Doing the butterfly.

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    PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 7 months ago

    Things could get very Nessie if he tries to finish the bowl.

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    Zebrastripes  7 months ago

    Feed it the alphabets floating around….

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    Buoy  7 months ago

    Cryptid Cafe Classic! Yeti is his waiter, but he hasn’t seen him since he sat down.

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    wildlandwaters  7 months ago

    Quick! Take a fuzzy, nondescript photo of it!!

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    Ham Khan creator 7 months ago

    needy

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    Mike Baldwin creator 7 months ago

    Ha! Too stoopid

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    baldyzuzu Premium Member 7 months ago

    I always just have the plain Loch Ness with out the Monster and leave enough room for the surprise dessert.

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    Amanda El-Dweek creator 7 months ago

    NO REFUNDS

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