1 and Done by Eric Scott for December 08, 2023

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    j_m_kuehl  5 months ago

    Teaspoon of sugar?

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    tudza Premium Member 5 months ago

    She’s only practically perfect.

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    Imagine  5 months ago

    Can we replace the old testament and the new testament with the eric scott testament? Please?

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    Ubintold  5 months ago

    Boy is she lost!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 5 months ago

    And the man said, “I can see up her dress”!

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    Linguist  5 months ago

    And Mary replied unto Jesus, “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!”

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    Oh, Mary … Mary, Mary … Mary needs a lesson in humility.

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    PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 5 months ago

    Her need to Poppin unexpectedly was often the cause of awkward situations.

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    Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 5 months ago

    Nice umbrella, Miss Poppins.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 5 months ago

    After reading the Mary Poppin’s books and the Harry Potter series one of my daughters told me with great profundity at breakfast one rainy day, “Mary Poppins was a Hufflepuff.” She had an umbrella with a parrot head handle like Miss Poppins. (I would usually say Ms, but Mary would insist on addressing her as Miss.) LLAP

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    davewhamond creator 5 months ago

    To Jesus, “Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.”

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    Mike Baldwin creator 5 months ago

    Dang, thought the dead man. What does a guy have to do to get a freaking spoonful of sugar?

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    zxcar1  5 months ago

    That’s Mary for ya’, always poppin’ in where she’s not needed.

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    willie_mctell  5 months ago

    The Mary Poppins in the books had godlike powers and a godlike temperament. She also couldn’t pass a mirror.

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    Buoy  5 months ago

    The virgin, the w-h-o-r-e, the Poppins; just in time for a Mary, er, Merry Christmas.

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    gopher gofer  5 months ago

    looks like he’s gonna have to do better than walk on water now…

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