1 and Done by Eric Scott for January 10, 2025

Where’s your sense of humor, Moses? It was just the Heavenly Father having a bit of fun. Call it the first Dad joke.

Better than a stick in the eye.

I think.

U O me an I

He hath smote the mote!

…and then Moses’ lights went out….

And then, Moses did split.

He’s never forgiven Moses for burning God’s favorite bush, just to make his people believe he didn’t just make up all those commandments, the big spoilsport. And God kind of liked that golden calf sculpture. He had a place all picked out on his mantle. And being the only god is getting old. He can’t just drop by Olympus for a beer anymore. And he really took offense at Thou Shalt Not Kill. I mean, what’s the point of being God if you can smite the heck out of anyone you want. Now that he thinks about it some, he’s really ticked off. He thinks he’ll give Sisyphus a break and let that holier than thou Moses push some rock and see how he likes it.

We go in cycles. Religion, Star Wars, and unmentionable animal parts…

I suppose that explains how Moses got the nickname, The Pirate.

thats better than a poke in the dick

That’s the problem with you humans. It’s always Me Me Me! I told you not to look directly at me, didn’t eye?

God is acting like a big brother.