Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for October 28, 1995
Coach: RORY. Pass the ball. Atta-boy! NATHAN. Look for Keegan on your left...Good...Good...Now KEEGAN, pass it to Trevor?... Adam: Um, excuse me. But I notice you haven't been paying my son as much as some of the other kids... Coach: CLAYTON?? He's been in the whole game. There he is - on the other side of the field playing with the dirt. Adam: Next time YOU say something to the coach.