Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for April 20, 2011
Councilman Hilburn; Your recycling could be a serious threat to our beloved seagull's nesting grounds: the town dump. Councilman Hilburn; And think about this. No seagulls equal fewer car washes. Fewer car washes equal fewer jobs. Councilman Hilburn; Fewer jobs equal more crime, your recycling program will condemn our fair town to chaos. Councilman Hilburn; Citizens will flee in panic... Roads will fall into disrepair... Fires will rage remorselessly... Adam; The good news is, if there are zombies, you'll be safe.