Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for February 02, 2014
Laura: Clayton, you need to eat your asparagus. Clayton: Uuuuugh. Why do they hgave to call it "asparagus", anyway? Even the word is gross. What if they called it something fun, like "snappy sticks." Asparagus sounds like a skin disorder or something. "I'm sorry, sir. It looks like you have a nasty case of asparagus." Laura: The stalling techniques are strong in this one. Adam: Eat your snappy sticks, son.
I’m with you Clayton, those snappy sticks are kinda slimy and gross.