send her up the ladder Adam!
Disinheriting the demon seed will save you a bunch of money
I think you just made Santa’s naughty list.
Guess who’s getting caffeinated mayo for a stocking stuffer.
Yes we do, Katy. Almost 2 inches from the height of my height. And, “I must say”, Ed Grimley is annoyed that I’ve stolen his fashion sense.
Yes, oh provider of non-existant college funds. I am glad to assist you until I start drawing the GI Bill benefits, I know are in my future.
Yes we do in certain places.
I heard that it’s the closet that grows … to accommodate more demon children. :)
Someone’s getting a stocking full of coal. (And it ain’t Senator Manchin.)
How sharper than a serpent’s tooth …
Just remind her that Santa heard her say that, and maybe she’ll shut up and behave herself for the rest of the month.