It’s official. Adam is a nut case.
I thought Alvin was a chipmunk.
Lunacy seems to be spreading across both his hemispheres!!!
He’s taken a few too many acorns to the head.
Face the truth. Just too lazy to move out of the way.
who needs a dog when you have Adam at home
Nothing that some buckshot wouldn’t cure
Adam should contact Bubbles (of the Powerpuff Girls). She can speak “Squirrel”.
BTW, Alvin is a chipmunk, not a squirrel!!
Hey Rocky watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat
I think they hit Adam a little too hard in the head with their nuts. Adam has forgotten that Alvin is a chipmunk.
My dog had an argument with a particularly nasty city squirrel one time. It went something like this.“Come on down here, you fuzzy butt nut cracker!” says dog.“Nyah shad up, ya big nosed freak. Ya mudda’s a bitch” says the squirrel nasally. I gave the dog a new football to take it out on.
Ohhhh Kay, Dave!
Adam leads a wondrous life!
Be thankful they are not poo flinging monkeys.
Squirrels here drop the cores of pine cones all over the grass.
Alvin’s a chipmunk.
Adam should thank God that shells are all he’s covered in.
I feed the squirrels and jays raw peanuts in the shell. Today I saw a shell 3 blocks away.
Adam’s in good company! Louie, Earl…
Are you dreaming Adam, really!
There is a rock climbing route near me named “Bombardment”, due to an irate squirrel that was chucking acorns at the first ascent party.