Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for April 01, 2023

…. choose one which comes with a bad odor …. kids laugh at bad odor, Adam.

write what you know Adam!

Depends on whether you feel flarmpchy or you just schploppled recently.

Adam should bring Nick in on these sessions!

In the Nick of time he’ll have sound ideas.

Can you use them in a sentence?

The day Don Martin discovered his niche. [after he started drawing]

She’s going to steal them both for her Turnip series.

Reminds me of Charlie Sheen’s musician character in ‘2-1/2 Men’ finally hitting it big after he started writing songs for kids.

Jabberwock…no wait…that’s already taken…

Schlopple

The making of a great author………NOT!

Splurch.

Reminds me of the songs by Charlie Waffles.

Wet Sheets in the MorningFrom Diaper to WiperThe Booger BoogieWho Cut the Cheese?Kiss My OwieRush to FlushDon’t Shake the BabyFeed It to the DogBye Bye BoobiesGrandma May Smell FunnyWho Barfed in the Fish Bowl?Potty TimeI Like CornThe Peepee SongThe Cat Can’t Swim (Don’t Bite the Puppy)Mommy’s Little Happy PillWeekend DaddyWhen Mommy and Daddy WrestleBonus track: I Drink From A Sippy Cup

Thoze are extremely different sounds. I don’t think I could say without more context.

https://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/mad-poster-23-1977-don-martin-sound-269544212

I am the oldest in a family of four brothers. As happens, I had the responsiblity to keep my younger siblings from getting into trouble but I did not, of course, have the authority to use force. So, I learned to use humor.

It worked OK but it was years after I went out into the adult world before I discovered the world of adult humor. Fart jokes can only get you so far in the comedy world. :)

Schplopple is the sound a sweaty person schlepping packages from the mall through the parking lot makes when he sits down in the car after loading it up.

Flarmpch is the sound made when the above mentioned person sits on a bag of crunchy chips left on that car seat.

Better late than never, Col. Sanders found his niche late in life, hilarious chicken roast…

The first one if you step in it. The second one if it falls on you.

Flarmpch is funny. The other sounds like a sounds like something my grandmothers and mom would cook – and I would refuse to eat due to the name.