Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for December 06, 2023

you’re asking the wrong person, Clay

“…be good until Christmas”? What bout the rest of the year??

Only if you, Change the batteries

Just because I can’t prove someone is watching me doesn’t mean I’m paranoid.

Yes I mind if you take down the fire alarms to look for surveillance devices, you’ll never get them put back together properly. Besides, the cameras are hidden in the HVAC vents.

Elfin magic, lad.

He isn’t “always”, one just never knows when he is, so better to be good All the time. :-)

His kids are paranoid…………. Christmas is no fun!

Don’t you know what happens if you take down the fire alarms!?

Didn’t you see that video from Arlington, VA?

I have those CO2 alarms, too! They’re just for malfunctioning gas appliances. Oh, and I got rid of my FLARE GUN.

Just stay out of mischief, Clayton!

Check all the timepieces, it might be a clock-and-dagger operation.

It’s probably too late for you Clayton, especially if he was around Halloween.

Ask Alexa or Google Assist., wait isn’t it listening for it to be asked?

Somehow, in one of our cultural Christmas memes, Santa got to be our externalized conscience. It used to be our parents until we got older.

Even today, if I stop at a gas station on a trip and buy a bottle of water, I hear my Father’s voice in my head saying, “You paid $1.50 for WHAT!”

Time to get an elf on the shelf to confuse him.

Clayton can’t be good until supper, much less Christmas.

Santa also knows when you’ve been snooping. He has informants everywhere. Not to mention what those elves can do to a kneecap when they don’t talk.