Adult Children by Stephen Beals for April 23, 2024

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    seanfear  about 2 months ago

    Berle speaking about “being right” – OH NO!!!!!!

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    Julius Marold Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Todd, the correct answer is to quote Einstein, “my God is the God of Spinoza”.

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    Darth Stevious  about 2 months ago

    Is he chaperoning siblings?

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    HarryLime Premium Member about 2 months ago

    What business is it to you, Mr. Grumpy Goatee?

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    ladykat  about 2 months ago

    No, you’re not, Berle!

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    Robert Miller Premium Member about 2 months ago

    “Well, tell me who your Lord and Savior is, then I’ll tell you my relationship.” I mean, you never know who they believe in…

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    Vet Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Half right…..Todd is going to need therapy after this. But keep shoving food in your face Todd….it’s impolite to talk with your mouth full!

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    edge32  about 2 months ago

    Your lord and savior is not someone I am interested in knowing. I have read his book and he doesn’t seem like that nice of a guy. And the stuff his dad did, just horrible. Are you sure that god is the good guy?

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    P51Strega  about 2 months ago

    “Second cousin twice removed (once for farting in church and once for questioning the pastor mid sermon).”

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    gustoons Premium Member about 2 months ago

    If they insist on a chaperone at a family meal, that’s exactly the conversation.

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    well-i-never  about 2 months ago

    “Sorry. I’m just here for the food.”

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member about 2 months ago

    “I’m sorry, but the terms of my parole do not allow me to discuss that with you.”

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    denirwin Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Just tell them that your favorite movie is “Beetlejuice”!

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    mistercatworks  about 2 months ago

    “We’re just friends.”

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    6turtle9  about 2 months ago

    Is it a coincidence he is eating peas, on earth?

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    willie_mctell  about 2 months ago

    Relationship question: “Distant”

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    paullp Premium Member about 2 months ago

    “Lord and Savior . . . ? Oh, him — you mean that nice Jewish boy who went into his father’s business!”

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    P51Strega  about 2 months ago

    “Explain your relationship with our Lord and Savior!”

    Nothing! Really, I swear, I never touched her.

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    sikeli  about 2 months ago

    Only proper answer is, “personal and private”.

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    miztrniceguy  about 2 months ago

    I have started asking spam callers if they have accepted J C into their heart as their personal lord and savior. Response is usually “click”

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