Agnes by Tony Cochran for January 07, 2017

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    Thomas Scott Roberts creator almost 8 years ago

    Agnes doesn’t understand King James English any better than she does most things. She’s mangled the grammar predictably.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 8 years ago

    Try spring. Even better research pineapples. Who knew she could conjure more snow.

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    BobCu  almost 8 years ago

    Agnes, when you pray to the magic god fairy nobody listens.

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  almost 8 years ago

    Calvin complained about his father bagging Fall leaves rather than burning them to appease the Snow Demons resulting in a snowless winter.

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    His father said he didn’t know what was worse: his theology or understanding of meteorology.

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    Meanwhile, we aren’t absolutely certain Monsanto hasn’t developed and provided Agnes a Genetically Modified Organism variation of pineapple which will thrive in the snow. (Unlikely but possible.)

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    People fret about the dangers of genetic engineering because they’ve seen too many End of The World movies and simply can’t imagine the potential for good.

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    Agnes could be the wave of the future.

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