Agnes by Tony Cochran for July 05, 2022

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    maureenmck Premium Member 3 months ago

    A dollar store version of “Firemist Mahogany” — What could possibly go wrong?

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    David Huie Green-BeingCertainIsNotAlwaysBeingRight  3 months ago

    My teeth are c4, which is not explosive or very white.

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    Susan00100  3 months ago

    Back in the ’60’s there WAS such a thing (I forget its name).

    It had to be pulled off the shelves when it was discovered to cause skin cancer!!

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    Jeff0811  3 months ago

    I used to work at a grocery store in the Midwest. The first sign of spring was people in shorts sporting ultra-white legs.

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    rshive  3 months ago

    Beware, Trout! It was from the clearance rack.

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    i love that the adjective most used for completely artificial crap is “natural.” you don’t have to read the article, but the headline is hilarious…

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    mfrasca  3 months ago

    “Tangerine Palpatine”

    - Late Night With Stephen Colbert

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    timinwsac Premium Member 3 months ago

    Stay tuned!!

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    Andrew Bosch Premium Member 3 months ago

    Dollar store tanning gel is like wood stain for skin.

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    Impkins & Patsnozzle Premium Member 3 months ago

    That thing on the dresser knows what’s going to happen. :)

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    JLChi  3 months ago

    I have always been pleased with my very pale skin. I could never understand why anyone would want a sun tan.

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    ChrisTrey  3 months ago

    Growing up, my dark skinned Sicilian mother insisted that we all get tans – for me, being blonde with blue eyes, that meant a nasty sunburn until it finally tanned. Now decades later, I’ve had 4 skin cancer surgeries so far. Thanks, Mom!

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