Agnes by Tony Cochran for September 25, 2022

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    seanfear  6 months ago

    after reading this strip I wanna shout out of my lungs: WHAT THE VALHALLA IS GOING ON HERE? o_O

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    Susan00100  6 months ago

    Tony—phone call for you. It’s Bob Dylan’s attorney!!

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    Susan00100  6 months ago

    Trout doesn’t know what a dolphin is??

    That sorry excuse of a school had better be closed, PDQ!!

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    Its just me  6 months ago

    I agree with Agnes, he could write good songs, but as for singing them no thanks.

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    Jeff0811  6 months ago

    Agnes seems like she would be a good singer, she should give that a try. Or if singing isn’t her thing, ask Grandma to buy her a set of drums.

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    Pet  6 months ago

    I have never liked Bob Dylan.

    And I’ve tried.

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    joegeethree  6 months ago

    Agnes, the music critic. Who would’ve thunk it?

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    gopher gofer  6 months ago

    we’ll just put some bleachers out in the sun and go searchin’ for the dolphins in the sea…

    dylan and fred neil would surely have rocked ’em dead…

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    chris_o42  6 months ago

    I like Bob Dylan, he is an incredible songwriter, but Agnes is right—he doesn’t sing, he whines.

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    Just-me  6 months ago

    The times they are a changin’…

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    ChessPirate  6 months ago

    Combine Dylan and Ono and we could send signals to space… Not to ever come here… ☺

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    holdenrex  6 months ago

    I went to a Dylan concert around 2008 with a friend who was a huge Dylan fan and seen him perform many times before. Dylan’s voice was shot, the songs were re-arranged to the point of being unrecognizable, with zero stage presence while hiding behind the keyboard at the side of the stage. After that my friend swore off attending Dylan shows because he didn’t want to see his hero deteriorate any further.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 6 months ago

    Agnes nailed this one.. exactly my opinion as well, but she put it better.

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    rshive  6 months ago

    Well Trout, I doubt that Dylan frequents the trailer park. And I’m pretty sure the dolphins don’t.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 6 months ago

    To be able to cite Knock ‘Em Dead Tony must be a true Dylan-phile like I am. People who complain about his voice don’t understand what Bob is and his genius.

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    mindjob  6 months ago

    Seems to me there is a Bowie reference there

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    Just So So Premium Member 6 months ago

    Ah, grandma must be a Dylan fan. I bet she was at Woodstock. <3

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    Andrew Bosch Premium Member 6 months ago

    Dolphins sing about thanks for all the fish. If Bob Dylan had more songs about fish, he would sound more like them.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member 6 months ago

    What would a Dylan-singing dolphin sound like? The answer, my friend, is blowin’ with a fin.

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    raybarb44  6 months ago

    I understand her first question but that second one is very sad at so many levels….

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    JLChi  6 months ago

    Agnes is so clever and creative. Her mind is always working.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  6 months ago

    “….But other than that, yes.”

    (To my way of thinking, Dylan’s songs were best sing by Johnny Cash. But I may be prejudiced.)

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    CougarAllen  6 months ago

    The fishes will laugh as they swim out of the path

    And the seagulls they’ll be smiling

    And the rocks on the sand will proudly stand

    The hour that the ship comes in

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    Sambora1  6 months ago

    Agnes is so right about singers who smoke too much. I have been a fan of the band Bon Jovi since they came out in 1984 and over time Jon Bon Jovi’s voice is being affected by his smoking, he hasn’t been able to hit the high notes in years and their last album that came out a couple of years ago his voice is starting to sound totally different and too raspy and I wasn’t happy with album and have only listened to it a couple of times.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  6 months ago

    They could be heroes! Just for one day.

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