Agnes by Tony Cochran for June 18, 2023

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    seanfear  11 months ago

    indeed, no one can fail to fail except of Agnes.

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    droosan Premium Member 11 months ago

    In the Los Angeles metro area, that number seems about accurate, some nights. :-(

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    seismic-2 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Yes, there are indeed 13 stars. Notice that she didn’t say that there are exactly 13 stars.

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    snsurone76  11 months ago

    There were in 1776; today there are 50 stars.

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    davidob  11 months ago

    My will to say “Don’t count on it” is flagging.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member 11 months ago

    If her goal is merely to give a number that nobody can prove wrong, she made it.

    Nobody can prove that there are NOT thirteen stars.

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    monya_43  11 months ago

    No one will ever be sure how many stars there are. Just like grains of sand on a beach, there are LOTS of them.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Agnes said the same thing to Trout a few years ago. It still isn’t true but it’s still funny.

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    rshive  11 months ago

    Within reality, Agnes. Within reality. Trout can count more than that.

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    win.45mag  11 months ago

    I would pick another number, they say 13 makes a black cat chase you under a ladder

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    the lost wizard  11 months ago

    Almost as difficult as trying to count Kardashians. :)

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    mindjob  11 months ago

    Her reality is only what she can see. Beyond that doesn’t exist.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  11 months ago

    If you can easily count more than specified number, then you have named the wrong number. If you have a hard time getting to more than that, maybe.

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    Gizkok  11 months ago

    Of course there are thirteen stars! And many more besides!

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