Andertoons by Mark Anderson for October 02, 2024

I think this gag would have worked better if they were both having salads and the waiter was holding a large pepper mill filled with ants, asking, “say when”.

How about the uncle hill?

His date remarks: “Make mine full of red ants. I like spicy”!

They didn’t realize it was made with fire ants, so later, they both took antiacids.

So are you sharing or ordering two anthills?

“And you keep your nose out of my food.”

… as long as it’s fresh.