Andertoons by Mark Anderson for January 23, 2025

The amenities are hellish and the “resort fee” is soul-crushing.

Well, you know, the president is handing out pardons….

I’ve got a hall pass, see?

Jokes on you, I did that ages ago.

This reflects how I’m feeling politically!

They’re taking reservations now?

“What if I have a small amount of hope?”

I haven’t abandoned it, it’s just part of my lost luggage.

Can I just get Doordash to deliver a little fire and brimstone instead?

Well, not exactly “good” to go, but you know what I meant.

If you’re still alive, it’s not too late — you don’t have to abandon all hope — you don’t have to go here.

And you might as well drop the shorts now. They’re going to burn off anyway.

He looks like the guy who took Seinfeld’s order at the Oriental restaurant.

That’s what I did coming into this year, abandoned all hope.

I wonder if that’s the line they used for passengers on the titanic?

" I did abandon Hope, Im only here for Cinnamon and her friend Cheri, now which way to the champagne room?"