Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 16, 2022

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    ! Mister Purple suit broke the 4th Wall, and Mister Green Suit broke the last Window.

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  3 months ago

    ah, black pudding… .a.k.a. blood sausage

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    CorkLock  3 months ago

    Happy Andy. Another successful day at the office.

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    AFFICIONADO  3 months ago

    @Number Three Today’s strip IS funny the way our HERO MR Andrew Capp avoids working is priceless :o) my avatar again is a picture of my birth sign Leo roarin his head off because he’s in a good mood like I am, how was your day? our MANIC MONDAY should be busy but we will cope I hope we both are in a good mood and after our bulk buying is done we have no more errands to run , just stay inside the house and keep hydrated till this evening when the greengrocer van comes up our street, keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

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    Susan00100  3 months ago

    The young man must be new to the job.

    And to the whole town, too!!

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    The proof is in the pudding.

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    Ricky Bennett  3 months ago

    He tries his best at every job, trying not to get it…

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    Jayalexander  3 months ago

    The ideal job has yet to be presented. That would be a mattress tester at “Layabouts ’R us”.

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    pcolli  3 months ago

    Well, he wasn’t at a job interview….

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    seanfear  3 months ago

    he tries his best indeed ….. at lying

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    rshive  3 months ago

    Andy best is (per his wishes) never quite good enough.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago

    I know the tune — “Whistle While You Work”. Does Andy know a tune “Whistle While You Layabout”?

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    boniface22  3 months ago

    They don’t make Black Puddings in Hartlepool.

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    djtenltd  3 months ago

    Not getting the job suits Andy just fine.

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    Number Three  3 months ago

    Black Pudding is actually rather nice. When we were on our cruise, you had to ask one of the chefs for black pudding at breakfast as they didn’t serve it in the buffet trays, I’m not sure why.


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    Number Three  3 months ago


    Hey, Affie.

    Last night I was sniffling and sneezing, throat felt funny, had chills and had a bit of a fever through the night. However I slept really well. I thought it was my Hay Fever symptoms starting up so took an antihistamine.

    My fever has gone down now and I’ve been slowly drinking orange juice to soothe my throat. Lots of Vitamin C. Thankfully it doesn’t hurt when I swallow.

    I was going to meet up with a friend tomorrow but he texted me an hour ago and said he couldn’t make it after all because of college work that needs to be completed by 13th June. I really don’t understand why he can’t spare one hour of his time, I was going to be travelling to his town as well. If I’ve learnt anything in life, it’s to never rely on other people to make you happy.

    I’m not sure if you’ll answer this or not but do you ever buy anything from the Greengrocer van? I wish we had one!

    Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

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    tad1  3 months ago

    More likely he tried his worst.

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    eddi_tbh  3 months ago

    All these years of Flo’s cooking has destroyed his skill as a taste tester.

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    edeloriea14  3 months ago

    Andy never tries his best at all!

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    BWR  3 months ago

    I’ve got an in-law like that. So friggin’ lazy he won’t even go pick up the boxes of food they give away at the churches.

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