Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 31, 2023

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    Templo S.U.D.  6 months ago

    nice comeback, Chalkie

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    seanfear  6 months ago

    let’s clap ladies and gentlemen…. Experience has talked.

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    ronaldspence  6 months ago

    Andy needs a cheaper hobby…

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    Sanspareil  6 months ago

    Chalkie speaks truthiness!

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    Jayalexander  6 months ago

    Carefull Andy you don’t want to bust the chops of your next hydration benefactor.

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    rshive  6 months ago

    Andy has an eye for speed. Or, in his case, the lack of it.

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    CorkLock  6 months ago

    When Andy wins – he wins big. When he loses , it’s someone’s else dough.

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    Forest Dweller 54  6 months ago

    My German Shorthaired Pointer can go 45 mph, checked it on my speedometer on my Razor. She outruns the deer in my area, even nips at their legs while running.

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    Gandalf  6 months ago

    Seems all the horses should be thoroughbreds…. Think, Chalkie; think.

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    mourdac Premium Member 6 months ago

    Even the great Seabisquit, early on his career, was very slow breaking feom the gate. Andy obviously keeps picking horses who haven’t broken this habit.

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  6 months ago

    It actually is the best gambling aspect for everyone. Somebody has to win and the house(track) doesn’t care who wins as their profits are the same for every horse. Black Jack/ roulette, everyone at the table can lose. Poker-probability and outcome, Dogs just run into each other, Sports(football) has a spread, they can technically tie and everyone loses. Auto racing- you can not even bet on. Lottery- biggest joke- the grand prize is awesome, but how many people win that. All the other prizes are no where near the correct pay offs. There are 26 powerball numbers but if you hit that one number on a 2 dollar bet you should get back $54.00. The payout is actually $2.00. This is why horseracing is the sports of kings.

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    Andy, have you ever considered taking up tatting?

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    Linguist  6 months ago

    Funny how Andy’s horses always have the knackers and the glue factory reps. waiting for them to finish the race.

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    cuzinron47  6 months ago

    Hey, Chalkie stole my line.

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    kathleenhicks62  6 months ago

    Naturally!

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    enigmamz  6 months ago

    Aren’t you supposed to rate speed in KPH, Englishman?

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    Scott S  6 months ago

    Are there Belgians or Clydesdales that Andy is betting on?

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 6 months ago

    At the track, Andy’s wallet shrinks faster than the speed of light.

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    dlestersprint0  6 months ago

    How come he has money for the ponies and none for beer?

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    MT Wallet   6 months ago

    I’m not seeing any classics.

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    DavBlc7  6 months ago

    Soon it will be the Grand National!!!

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    tad1  6 months ago

    Andy might as well bet on snails.

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