Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 28, 2023

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    seanfear  over 1 year ago

    Good news: It doesn’t need learning. That was from the past.

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    ronaldspence  over 1 year ago

    Great purple jacket too! Maybe be a drummer Andy, you you like to beat on things and people…

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    Panufo  over 1 year ago

    I may have made more money playing bass last year than I did at my day job.

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    snsurone76  over 1 year ago

    And you get to wear ratty purple coats, too!!

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    snsurone76  over 1 year ago

    Shabbat shalom, rjm and Eldo (wherever you are).

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    Izzy Moreno  over 1 year ago

    Yeah? What about the endless hours of practice?

    Oh, BASS guitar. Right, nevermind then.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Andy and Guitar Bob, starring nightly

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member over 1 year ago

    If you’d just told Andy about the free beer first, you could have saved yourself the trouble of telling him the rest.

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    Calvinist1966  over 1 year ago

    Andy probably won’t reach first bass.

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    Jayalexander  over 1 year ago

    Money for nothing and your chicks for free.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Oi! Andy meets Bill Wyman! Dilly! Dilly!

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    Gandalf  over 1 year ago

    And you can wear a purple ‘fur’ coat? Free Eldo!

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    JD_Rhoades  over 1 year ago

    I used to play bass in a country band. Easiest gig ever.

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    ksu71  over 1 year ago

    The classics feature Ruby today.

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    Egrayjames  over 1 year ago

    Thank you Eldo for today’s classics. Sure would be nice to hear from Affie at some point…it’s been a long time since he told us he’d be having his favorite nosh for dinner tonight.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    Andy’s gonna need all the pluck he can get.

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    jslabotnik  over 1 year ago

    I’m surprised, after all, he did mention having to work

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    I’ll give you three guesses, Flo.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Andy has ambition…..

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    asavage8654  over 1 year ago

    Andy will need to get a Purple Blazer!!!

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    rshive  over 1 year ago

    Seems like Andy will even do honest work for free pint. Who knew?

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    LoneDog  over 1 year ago

    As far as I can remember, this is the first time Andy has shown any kind of enthusiasm about any kind of job.

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    Linguist  over 1 year ago

    I had a buddy who claimed that he became a drummer so that he could hang out with real musicians!

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    Linguist  over 1 year ago

    Release the Humor!

    Bring back Our Man in Exile!!!

    ¡FREE ƹʅɗʘ! ༼ (ಠ益ಠ) ༽

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    stamps  over 1 year ago

    Just strum the strings and turn up the amps.

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    Well it worked for Mick Jagger, and we know he’s not exactly on Adonis

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    maverick1usa  over 1 year ago

    Ring-a-ding-ding, The Achieve King strikes again!

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    maverick1usa  over 1 year ago

    Free Eldo!

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    Linguist  over 1 year ago

    I once knew an electric bass player who had the personality of a rattlesnake with a hernia. The only reason he lasted as long as he did with a particularly famous rock band was that he was the only member of the group who could read music, write compositions, and transpose music.

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    Number Three  over 1 year ago

    I hope somebody from next door who can’t play the guitar steals Andy’s guitar so he can’t play it either.

    I’m sure our Eldo will know which Smythe strip I’m referencing!

    xxx

    @Everyone

    £18.65 went into my PayPal today from the surveys and I’m expecting a pound or two from a cashback purchase as well.

    I am £7 away from reaching my £400 target for this year and it’s nearly May. Whoop!

    I hope our Affie has enjoyed his favourite nosh today. I know I’m going to enjoy mine!

    See you all after the weekend!

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 1 year ago

    Oh, Andy

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    ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Just what Andy’s been striving for all his life. (Well, except maybe the ‘work’ part)

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    kathleenhicks62  over 1 year ago

    That might be something he can do. . . maybe.

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    tad1  over 1 year ago

    Mr. Purple Coat obviously doesn’t work with Guitar Bob, since he enjoys his job.

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    EOCostello  over 1 year ago

    “Get given?”

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