Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 20, 2023

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    Templo S.U.D.  11 months ago

    ain’t that the truth

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    seanfear  11 months ago

    tsk tsk tsk …. jealousy at its best

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    ronaldspence  11 months ago

    let alone his canal time and his time on the pitch!

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    snsurone76  11 months ago

    Don’t forget that the lazy bum sleeps all day while his long-suffering wife scrubs people’s floors to earn a living—which he steals as beer money!!

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 11 months ago

    That doesn’t leave much time for a bit of bitters.

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    Jayalexander  11 months ago

    Purple suit’s back

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    Cornelius Noodleman  11 months ago

    By golly that place is jolly.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 11 months ago

    And don’t forget gaol time.

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    Calvinist1966  11 months ago

    I have mentioned in two replies that Andy spends a lot of time in a pub before he is chucked out. Perhaps it takes them so long to chuck Andy out that it does cover about half the time that he is in the pub.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 11 months ago

    Every pub has its share of undesirable customers. But opinions vary as to which ones they are, and I’m not naming names.

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    boniface22  11 months ago

    Purple hat to match the purple suit. Must be a new fashion. As for the guy in the snot green suit………..

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 11 months ago

    With an occasional dip in the canal and trip to the nick.

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    PaulLeckner  11 months ago

    What about his time in gaol / jail?

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    Linguist  11 months ago

    This gag does not hold up to the critical scrutiny of our astute contributors and is definitely not Smythe-worthy!

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    petermerck  11 months ago

    Or at the track, or in the canal. You see him everywhere but work.

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    cuzinron47  11 months ago

    He doth exaggerate, but, as the saying goes, what goes in must come out. And sometimes forceably.

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    h.v.greenman  11 months ago

    Wat a cannard, he spends one quarter of his time getting chucked out (flying is much faster than walking) the other quarter of his time he is either in jail, the canal, or asleep at home

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    Buckeye67  11 months ago

    Well, in his own way Andy can certainly be considered reliable.

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    Number Three  11 months ago

    Keeping it equal. That’s the way.


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    tad1  11 months ago

    Doesn’t he also spend a certain percentage of time falling into canals?

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    PaulGoes  11 months ago

    Don’t forget jail and canal time

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    CorkLock  11 months ago

    Andy Capp, he’s our man. If anyone can – Andy Capp can.

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