Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 23, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  3 months ago

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    seanfear  3 months ago

    mhm … and soon quarters.

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    rekam Premium Member 3 months ago

    Guess Andy couldn’t get into Flo’s purse tonight.

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    The halves and the halve nots.

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    snsurone76  3 months ago

    Shabbat shalom, fellow Cappers.

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 3 months ago

    Until you came in!

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    Botulism Bob  3 months ago

    So Andy got his half pint. At least he paid Jack for it.

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    Troglodyte  3 months ago

    Andy doesn’t look half amused.

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    Ron Dunn Premium Member 3 months ago

    I will gladly pay for that burger next Tuesday- Wimpy

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    kbyrdleroy123  3 months ago

    What does he do with all of his money besides the race rack?

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    BenGMan  3 months ago

    That wasn’t what he wanted Jack.

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    tcayer  3 months ago

    I was going to say “You can’t blame him for trying,” but he’s probably tried it SO many times!

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    Just one half, and it has to last him the entire evening.

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    Angry Indeed  3 months ago

    Jack’s wise to Andy’s cadgering. Now Andy desperately hopes some friendly chap (sucker) will buy him a pint,

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    Mediatech  3 months ago

    Half empty or half full?

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    stamps  3 months ago

    So if I have 2 friends named Ralf, are they Ralves?

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    Buckeye67  3 months ago

    A halves will never quench a powerful thirst like Andy’s.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 3 months ago

    This reminds me of a story:

    A Brit that I used to know liked to tell this story about his father, John. John lived in a typical English village with several pubs, and in the traditional manner he liked to make the rounds in the evening to say hello to all his friends. One night as he finished his fourth pint he bid goodnight and told his friends he was off to the Red Hen for a nightcap.

    As John was entering the Red Hen and what he expected to be his last stop, Charlie, the barkeep exclaimed, “John, I was afraid you weren’t coming in tonight. Michael at Murphey’s Pub rang up and said if I saw you to tell you that you need to stop there on your way home to help celebrate his birthday.”

    John groaned silently under his breath and replied, Thanks, but I’m going to be sorry in the morning. So after the usual catching up with his friends John finished his bitter and headed out to Michael Murphey’s. At least it was on the route home. As soon as he walked in John was greeted with, “It’s about time you showed up, John. The regular?”

    “Happy Birthday, Michael, but not tonight. I think I’ve exceeded my limit. Perhaps I’ll just have a half.” In a surprised tone Michael teased, “A half? Would you like that in a laiiidie’s* glass?” (* my attempt at spelling Michael’s exaggerated accent.)

    And now Andy is suffering John’s fate. ㋡

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    anncorr339  3 months ago

    Andy will only drink a half a pint until chakie comes in and buy him a full pint

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    Number Three  3 months ago

    Looks like it doesn’t it?

    xxx

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    tad1  3 months ago

    That idea sounds half baked.

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    EXCALABUR  3 months ago

    Not any more

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