Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 08, 2024

There isn’t a computer in the world with that much data capacity.

you need 5G and a server farm for that, Sarge

The list of his offenses would be longer than the Great Wall of China!

You may want to get some chairs, this could take awhile.

A Capper asked eleven days ago asked why Flo and Andy’s file was not online…. now we know!

He could write a book.

Could fill an encyclopedia volume

Andy could be doing Hard Time while you try and the fix the Hard Drive.

Saw that coming.

what’s worse our boy has done a lot before computers were ever thought of, maybe all old files went up in a fire

That whole thing doesn’t make sense. He only needs to ACCESS the files, not download them.

It’s Andy that is rubbish, officer. Not I.T.

Memory technology hasn’t improved that much.

Even the Starship Enterprise’s computer couldn’t do that. Yeesh.

Wow, even Andy is confused?

A punchline that obvious is at least a misdemeanor!

The question is why coppers waste their time arresting Andy. Don’t they have anything more important to do?

There’s not a cloud big enough to store his rap sheet.

Printing out his rap sheet takes 2 reams of paper.

Guinness world Records calling Andrew Capp to list him as world record holder for most Arrest and charges. Gonna get your picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone. Yay – drinks on Andy. Put em on his tab Jack.

Sorry but, isn’t Trump competing with Andy…?

Shove all that in the iCloud, and it will implode!

The heck with that, try and load all Trumps offenses!

Andy’s rap sheet is so big, it can be seen from space.