Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 13, 2024

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    C  3 months ago

      You could afford to lose a few..

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    seanfear  3 months ago

    the miracle is to see your bones intact still, Andy

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    snsurone76  3 months ago

    She’s undoubtedly the only one who likes her cooking.

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    One would think he would know that by now.

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    RLG Premium Member 3 months ago

    “Define ‘Recently’!”, “Nah, you’re not fatter than you used to.”, “Oh, I’ve seen worse.”

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    djtenltd  3 months ago

    I hate when women ask us those “rat-in-the-corner” questions!

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    win.45mag  3 months ago

    Well, I would have said no, too. The weight has ALWAYS been there.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  3 months ago

    “Put on weight? You? Put on weight? Of course not, yer as slender and beautiful as the day I met you, Pet. Now dip into your purse and fish out a tenner for me, I’m headed to the pub.”

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 3 months ago

    Thar she blows… man the harpoons, mateys!

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    Chris  3 months ago

    and… nothing happened when he gave thee answer? :\

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    jconnors3954  3 months ago

    Very few, either sex, want an honest opinion.

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    formathe  3 months ago

    I just say,, “Ask the scale”.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago

    Andy, beware of those who wield the Iron Skillet!

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    bigheadx Premium Member 3 months ago

    “Do I look stupid?”

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    rshive  3 months ago

    “Correct” honest opinions are always the best.

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    michael3114  3 months ago

    Don’t ask me, ask the scale. It will tell you the truth whether you want to hear it or not.

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    elgrecousa Premium Member 3 months ago

    I thought Andy is a lot smarter than giving Flo his honest opinion.

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    zarilla  3 months ago

    She does look a few inches or half a foot larger around the waist there. Couldn’t even say it that way though w/o getting into the doghouse.

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    He has to ask himself what answer is gonna get me cut off of my beer money.

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    gammaguy  3 months ago

    Honest opinion: “I’ll be safer falling in the canal than answering that question.”

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  3 months ago

    My wife never gets fat….just shorter!

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    Curiosity Premium Member 3 months ago

    Duh….

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    tad1  3 months ago

    Honesty isn’t always the best policy.

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    AwelCruiz  3 months ago

    When it comes to a woman’s weight, you need to be as honest as Trump at a political rally.

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    elgrecousa Premium Member 3 months ago

    Flo knew exactly what she looked like in the mirror. She was fishing for a complement, didn’t get it, and got mad. Typical human behavior.

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    sincavage05  3 months ago

    When she said honest, she meant lie.

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    petermerck  3 months ago

    Recently? No.

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    mjcousino  3 months ago

    I would like to hear what Number 3 has to say about this. Probably nothing nice about Andy.

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    eddi-TBH  3 months ago

    Hiding out at the pub is the only answer.

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    swadeparker Premium Member 3 months ago

    My wife learned to never ask such questions.

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