You could afford to lose a few..
the miracle is to see your bones intact still, Andy
She’s undoubtedly the only one who likes her cooking.
One would think he would know that by now.
“Define ‘Recently’!”, “Nah, you’re not fatter than you used to.”, “Oh, I’ve seen worse.”
I hate when women ask us those “rat-in-the-corner” questions!
Well, I would have said no, too. The weight has ALWAYS been there.
“Put on weight? You? Put on weight? Of course not, yer as slender and beautiful as the day I met you, Pet. Now dip into your purse and fish out a tenner for me, I’m headed to the pub.”
Thar she blows… man the harpoons, mateys!
and… nothing happened when he gave thee answer? :\
Very few, either sex, want an honest opinion.
I just say,, “Ask the scale”.
Andy, beware of those who wield the Iron Skillet!
“Do I look stupid?”
“Correct” honest opinions are always the best.
Don’t ask me, ask the scale. It will tell you the truth whether you want to hear it or not.
I thought Andy is a lot smarter than giving Flo his honest opinion.
She does look a few inches or half a foot larger around the waist there. Couldn’t even say it that way though w/o getting into the doghouse.
He has to ask himself what answer is gonna get me cut off of my beer money.
Honest opinion: “I’ll be safer falling in the canal than answering that question.”
My wife never gets fat….just shorter!
Duh….
Honesty isn’t always the best policy.
When it comes to a woman’s weight, you need to be as honest as Trump at a political rally.
Flo knew exactly what she looked like in the mirror. She was fishing for a complement, didn’t get it, and got mad. Typical human behavior.
When she said honest, she meant lie.
Recently? No.
I would like to hear what Number 3 has to say about this. Probably nothing nice about Andy.
Hiding out at the pub is the only answer.
My wife learned to never ask such questions.
July 08, 2017
C 3 months ago
You could afford to lose a few..
seanfear 3 months ago
the miracle is to see your bones intact still, Andy
snsurone76 3 months ago
She’s undoubtedly the only one who likes her cooking.
Imagine 3 months ago
One would think he would know that by now.
RLG Premium Member 3 months ago
“Define ‘Recently’!”, “Nah, you’re not fatter than you used to.”, “Oh, I’ve seen worse.”
djtenltd 3 months ago
I hate when women ask us those “rat-in-the-corner” questions!
win.45mag 3 months ago
Well, I would have said no, too. The weight has ALWAYS been there.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 3 months ago
“Put on weight? You? Put on weight? Of course not, yer as slender and beautiful as the day I met you, Pet. Now dip into your purse and fish out a tenner for me, I’m headed to the pub.”
Count Olaf Premium Member 3 months ago
Thar she blows… man the harpoons, mateys!
Chris 3 months ago
and… nothing happened when he gave thee answer? :\
jconnors3954 3 months ago
Very few, either sex, want an honest opinion.
formathe 3 months ago
I just say,, “Ask the scale”.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago
Andy, beware of those who wield the Iron Skillet!
bigheadx Premium Member 3 months ago
“Do I look stupid?”
rshive 3 months ago
“Correct” honest opinions are always the best.
michael3114 3 months ago
Don’t ask me, ask the scale. It will tell you the truth whether you want to hear it or not.
elgrecousa Premium Member 3 months ago
I thought Andy is a lot smarter than giving Flo his honest opinion.
zarilla 3 months ago
She does look a few inches or half a foot larger around the waist there. Couldn’t even say it that way though w/o getting into the doghouse.
cuzinron47 3 months ago
He has to ask himself what answer is gonna get me cut off of my beer money.
gammaguy 3 months ago
Honest opinion: “I’ll be safer falling in the canal than answering that question.”
mckeonfuneralhomebx 3 months ago
My wife never gets fat….just shorter!
Curiosity Premium Member 3 months ago
Duh….
tad1 3 months ago
Honesty isn’t always the best policy.
AwelCruiz 3 months ago
When it comes to a woman’s weight, you need to be as honest as Trump at a political rally.
elgrecousa Premium Member 3 months ago
Flo knew exactly what she looked like in the mirror. She was fishing for a complement, didn’t get it, and got mad. Typical human behavior.
sincavage05 3 months ago
When she said honest, she meant lie.
petermerck 3 months ago
Recently? No.
mjcousino 3 months ago
I would like to hear what Number 3 has to say about this. Probably nothing nice about Andy.
eddi-TBH 3 months ago
Hiding out at the pub is the only answer.
swadeparker Premium Member 3 months ago
My wife learned to never ask such questions.