Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 13, 2024

  You could afford to lose a few..

the miracle is to see your bones intact still, Andy

She’s undoubtedly the only one who likes her cooking.

One would think he would know that by now.

“Define ‘Recently’!”, “Nah, you’re not fatter than you used to.”, “Oh, I’ve seen worse.”

I hate when women ask us those “rat-in-the-corner” questions!

Well, I would have said no, too. The weight has ALWAYS been there.

“Put on weight? You? Put on weight? Of course not, yer as slender and beautiful as the day I met you, Pet. Now dip into your purse and fish out a tenner for me, I’m headed to the pub.”

Thar she blows… man the harpoons, mateys!

and… nothing happened when he gave thee answer? :\

Very few, either sex, want an honest opinion.

I just say,, “Ask the scale”.

Andy, beware of those who wield the Iron Skillet!

“Do I look stupid?”

“Correct” honest opinions are always the best.

Don’t ask me, ask the scale. It will tell you the truth whether you want to hear it or not.

I thought Andy is a lot smarter than giving Flo his honest opinion.

She does look a few inches or half a foot larger around the waist there. Couldn’t even say it that way though w/o getting into the doghouse.

He has to ask himself what answer is gonna get me cut off of my beer money.

Honest opinion: “I’ll be safer falling in the canal than answering that question.”

My wife never gets fat….just shorter!

Duh….

Honesty isn’t always the best policy.

When it comes to a woman’s weight, you need to be as honest as Trump at a political rally.

Flo knew exactly what she looked like in the mirror. She was fishing for a complement, didn’t get it, and got mad. Typical human behavior.

When she said honest, she meant lie.

Recently? No.

I would like to hear what Number 3 has to say about this. Probably nothing nice about Andy.

Hiding out at the pub is the only answer.

My wife learned to never ask such questions.