Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for September 06, 2019

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    SpacedInvader Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Unfortunately that seems very familiar.

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    Ib12us  over 3 years ago

    Don’t know, don’t care, don’t crawl into bed asking silly questions.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “Rosebud was his sled. Go to bed.”

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    Da'Dad  over 3 years ago

    When I was young my mother never made it until the end of Perry Mason. She’d wake up sometime during the news and always ask how it ended. Now older, I’m usually still the one awake at the end, or at least had already seen it. When asked that question my stock answer is “Everybody dies” which is accurate for a lot of movies. Life too for that matter.

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    Jason Allen  over 3 years ago

    Reminds me of one night around Christmas time some years ago when my mom, her husband, my two siblings, and the dog all fell asleep watching TV after dinner. I was literally the only living creature in that room still awake. They all snored, including the dog.

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    Little Caesar  over 3 years ago

    “Copyright MCMLXVII”

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    How could she tell? She went to bed when the movie-President commanded the gardener to take his place.

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    jr1234  over 3 years ago

    Couldn’t Arlo have just restarted and watched the ending? They were watching a DVD, correct? All week was setting up to watch a DVD

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    Vangoghdog01  over 3 years ago

    Just roll the movie back 10 minutes.

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    Anglo Saxon Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It’s always the drooling that wakes you…

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    Tyge Premium Member over 3 years ago

    To close to real life to be funny. This may be the best gag strip Jimmy came up with for Valentines Day:

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    david_42  over 3 years ago

    I’ve never fallen asleep watching a movie, although I have occasionally gone to bed before the end.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 3 years ago

    Happens sometimes with LA Theaterworks, which doesn’t even start until 10:00 Saturday night here. One morning I had to find out the ending so badly I didn’t even get out of bed but found a copy of the play from my phone.

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    Dani Rice  over 3 years ago

    My parents bought their first TV around 1950. First night, they sat down to watch, and suddenly Mum poked my dad and said, “Russell, it’s broken already!” They both fallen asleep, and missed signoff and the National Anthem, so all that was playing was static.

    And the programming probably hasn’t gotten much better since.

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    jonesbeltone  over 3 years ago

    I can’t sleep sitting up. The drool pooling on my lap wakes me up.

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    flagmichael  over 3 years ago

    Before I got a CPAP I went through much of my day in a twilight state. I often saw about half a movie on TV – a few minutes here, a few minutes there…. When I watched movies I had seen I sometimes noticed entire acts were missing.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 3 years ago

    Mrs. Baker’s modus operandi.

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    Malcome1  over 3 years ago

    This comedic trope really doesn’t work today now that movies can replayed instantly or on demand.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  over 3 years ago

    “Godzilla choked on the last bit of Tokyo.”

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    Back to Big Mike  over 3 years ago

    I keep asking that you keep your cameras out of our house.

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    paranormal  over 3 years ago

    With the wife killing her husband for waking her up…

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    lohaces  over 3 years ago

    That’s now my life when I watch YouTube videos in bed.

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    mafastore  over 3 years ago

    Has anyone ever seen stereo television?

    Back in the 1960s a comedy act – Bob and Ray – worked out a deal with two of the local stations to do this (one time). One had to have two TVs in the same room at about the same height and set at as specific distance apart. Each channel was put on one of the TVs. I think it was (and let’s say it was) channels 9 and 11. The show started with both channels showing the same picture. It was explained that the left TV had to be on 9 and the right TV on 11 (I am guessing which had to be on which – it is over 50 years ago). Then the “stereo” was turned on. The left TV showed a view from the left and the one on the right, from the right. So if the fellow on the left side’s channel threw the ball to the fellow on the right side – one saw the ball leave the left picture and then arrive in the right picture. They then reversed the camera feeds and showed you what you would see if you had the TVs set to the opposite channels. They went on this like doing things in “stereo” going from one TV to the other. Trust me, it was better and funnier than the description of it – remember we did not have cable or even Beta yet.

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    admiree2  over 3 years ago

    That will happen if you go out for the Early Bird Special evening dining later than 4PM.

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