Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for June 14, 2021

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    Grumpy Old Guy  about 3 years ago

    It rained so hard it washed the color out of Janis’s clothes….!

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    Tyge Premium Member about 3 years ago

    It’s a knack!

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    KenTheCoffinDweller  about 3 years ago

    Nothing really, just go hand wash the car. That almost guarantees rain.

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    whahoppened  about 3 years ago

    Janice..Um…How reliable is this?

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    wjones  about 3 years ago

    I remember when people hung clothes outside on washday. It would rain.

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    Da'Dad  about 3 years ago

    Just goes to prove there is a God and He has a sense of humor. Luckily, He finds us hysterical.

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    baddawg1989  about 3 years ago

    Janis, if you want it to rain, all you have to do is wash your car. Or better yet, mow your lawn.

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    alasko  about 3 years ago

    If you want to make it rain, just do a dance. Down at the gentlemen’s club.

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    syzygy47  about 3 years ago

    My secret trick to cause rain is ‘accidentally’ leaving the car sunroof open!

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    KennethPrice2  about 3 years ago

    I feel robbed . A wet shirt should show nipples. Yes I am a dirty old man. I earned it.

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    Sanspareil  about 3 years ago

    Ask Burt Lancaster!

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    nosirrom  about 3 years ago

    On the bright side she’s already had a shower.

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    James Wolfenstein  about 3 years ago

    Who says it’s difficult? I just wash the car…

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    Michael G.  about 3 years ago

    Run upstairs and towel off, Janis. You two can get past this.

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    Map_One  about 3 years ago

    Why use a watering can? Use the hose and save the lifting for something else.

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    ajr58(1)  about 3 years ago

    My wife thinks that she should camp in drought-stricken areas. Guaranteed to solve the problem.

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    gigagrouch  about 3 years ago

    Big drought here…

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    david_42  about 3 years ago

    Two days of rain (real rain, not drizzle) over the weekend. Finally got the fridge and freezer in the garage cleaned.

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    Moonkey Premium Member about 3 years ago

    My early morning dog walk had a nice dry start, but we came home soaked to the bones. Thunderstorms hit just as we were at our farthest from home. I dressed for it, don’t really mind the rain or the thunderstorms any more. We walk in everything, I only mind black ice.

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    Out of the Past  about 3 years ago

    I worked at home for several years, except I went into the office one day a week on Thursdays. Regardless of the weather the rest of the week, or the forecast, the bottom of the sky would fall out every Thursday at 8am, and again at 5pm. Record traffic jams and road closures were also strictly reserved for only these time periods.

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    billwog  about 3 years ago

    I guess, maybe, the Shrimp will be packing for college the next time, if ever, we see her again.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 3 years ago

    The weather guy said slight scattered showers? Wrong again!

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    COL Crash  about 3 years ago

    It’s not. Just wash your car.

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    j.l.farmer  about 3 years ago

    if it were that easy i could save a lot of money on my water bill.

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    TaraDianeHarless  about 3 years ago

    My family broke a five year drought by putting a new roof on our house. We had so much rain we thought the yard would turn into a pond by the time we got the last of the shingles on.

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    paranormal  about 3 years ago

    Just wash your car…

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    BC in NC Premium Member about 3 years ago

    The western US could use Janis to stand in their states for a spell.

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    Natarose  about 3 years ago

    to get it to rain, wash your car or water the garden and lawn.

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    destry1970  about 3 years ago

    Wet T Shirt contest any one ?

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    Malcome1  about 3 years ago

    So much for her constantly checking the weather app on her cell gag.

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    Scoutmaster77  about 3 years ago

    Location, location, location…

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    gcarlson  about 3 years ago

    I’ve long had the idea of hiring my wife out to plan picnics in drought-stricken areas. She doesn’t even have to be present. Once when we were engaged I had occasion to spend a week with her folks while she was working, and she suggested we go out to the dam a picnic. Drownpour started as soon as my future m-i-l had the burgers seared.

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    WilliamDoerfler  about 3 years ago

    Try washing the car.

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    Ukko wilko  about 3 years ago

    Getting it on a schedule.

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