Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for May 18, 2022

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    Ahuehuete  10 months ago

    Who knows what evil lurks in Janis’s heart?

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    ISENOTHING  10 months ago

    Being woke in the middle of the night jump starts not the heart so much as the bladder.

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    SpacedInvader Premium Member 10 months ago

    Works both ways.

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    pschearer Premium Member 10 months ago

    Gee, thanks [he said sarcastically]. Now I’m going to have the radio theme for “The Shadow” as an earworm all day.

    If anyone cares, it’s an extract of Saint-Saen’s “La Rouet d’Omphale” (Omphale’s Spinning Wheel).

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    Da'Dad  10 months ago

    It seems JJ lately has been revisiting and updating some of his old favorites.

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    Tyge Premium Member 10 months ago

    Because there is no Shadow Land in the house!

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    The Pro from Dover  10 months ago

    Yours truly,

    Johnny Dollar
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    Ermine Notyours  10 months ago

    When it comes to urination jokes, Arlo has no peer.

    Is this wee-wee joke day? Bear with me also has one:

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    Null Island  10 months ago

    Arlo is acting like a Funky Winkerbean character, minus all the loathsomeness.

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    Jimmyk939  10 months ago

    Argo, aka Lamont Cranston

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    FassEddie  10 months ago

    Holy Asswipe, Batman! It’s the Piddler!

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    oakie817  10 months ago

    so you can be Margo?

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    ChessPirate  10 months ago

    “Holey bladder, Batman, urine trouble now!”

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    Moonkey Premium Member 10 months ago

    My friends and I have a motto: Rule #1. If one person has to go potty, everyone will go on the same stop. (Once it’s in your mind, you will have to go.)

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    poppacapsmokeblower  10 months ago

    As I get older the nightly trips to the “batroom” get more frequent. I just didn’t realize yelling, “To the batroom, Robin,” could induce a sympathetic response (like yawning does) in my partner.

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    KEA  10 months ago

    or better yet… a ninja

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    raybarb44  10 months ago

    What does he know?…..

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    kathybear  10 months ago

    We have a Batroom in our house. No Robin – it’s a half bat.

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    yoda1234  10 months ago

    Who knows what evil lurks in the bowels of men? ANYONE DOWNWIND OF THE BATHROOM!!

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    MRBLUESKY529  10 months ago

    Hey Arlo! That’s MY line!!!

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    DDrazen  10 months ago

    1967 called, they want their sophomoric humor back.

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    daddo52  10 months ago

    The power of the batroom and suggestion

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    j4m35  10 months ago

    Jimmy Johnson, thanks for the chuckle.

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