Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for October 24, 2022

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    Tyge Premium Member 5 months ago

    My spouse is always saying that. I have to be careful dropping my size 13 shoes. She acts like she thinks I’ve passed out. 8^ )

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    Ahuehuete  5 months ago

    Either he’s breathing or he isn’t. No need to wake him up.

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    alasko  5 months ago

    Drooling is not a good sign!

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    Robin Harwood  5 months ago

    Yes, Arlo. You are in a comic strip. You should have a bunch of Zs over your head.

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    Jason Allen  5 months ago

    Reminds me of me with my cat the last few years he was around. He’d sleep so still, I couldn’t see his chest move with his breaths.

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    Ruth Brown  5 months ago

    Hey, when a spouse has AFib you are concerned. Sometimes they aren’t breathing.

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    amethyst52 Premium Member 5 months ago

    I came in the bedroom once and my husband’s feet and lower legs were sticking out of the bathroom door. Turned out he was working on something under the sink and was fine, but I almost had heart failure thinking he had died in there. This was 30 years ago when he was young and healthy. So Janis wasn’t overreacting. Just kinda freaked out.

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    nosirrom  5 months ago

    Janis would make a good nurse. Seems that she has the skills to wake someone up out of a sound sleep to give them meds prescribed to help them get a sound sleep.

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    klapre  5 months ago

    I tend to sleep with my head under the pillow and my spouse is constantly poking me to be sure I’m still alive. It’s quite irritating.

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    Grandma Lea  5 months ago

    She is practicing to be a nursing home staff waking people up to tell them to go to bed of to take their sleeping pill.

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    James Deveney Premium Member 5 months ago

    I love it – mouth, drooling and the tongue licking it up.

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    Darryl Heine  5 months ago

    What was he dreaming about?

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    Comic Man Premium Member 5 months ago

    Moe Howard to Curly, “Wake up and go to sleep”.

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    Dani Rice  5 months ago

    Hubby always falls asleep in the recliner while reading. It is a bit disconcerting to find him with the book in his lap and his mouth hanging open. Sometimes he is so still that it does frighten me, especially given our ages.

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    driver1602  5 months ago

    Since my wife and I both snore it’s the neighbors that would worry over the extended quiet.

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    jeanie5448  5 months ago

    I check on my husband when he naps but I usually just watch him breath instead of waking him up or making a loud noise.

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    [Traveler]  5 months ago

    The best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep

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    ScullyUFO  5 months ago

    “I want to die in my sleep like Grandpa. Not like Grandma, screaming hysterically on the back of his Harley.”

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    timzsixty9  5 months ago

    at least she cares…she worries…she’s concerned. I’ll be dead in my own house for a WEEK before my wife would notice.

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    TaliesinWI  5 months ago

    This is why I snore. As long as I’m snoring, I’m alive. If I stop snoring, THEN check on me.

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    ChessPirate  5 months ago

    She’s just making sure he doesn’t have plus signs for eyes…

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    Bill The Nuke  5 months ago

    My wife does this if I’m not snoring

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    j.l.farmer  5 months ago

    I’m surprised he didn’t slide right off the couch with the way he is positioned on it. I’d have quite the backache.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 5 months ago

    Well, it’s a comic, so the ZZZZ’s would be expected. Of course, being a comic, if he’d passed, we would have seen flies circling.

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    jerdog_jcl  5 months ago

    Personally, I find this “gag” tiresome and lazy. Arlo is in good health, yet Janis seems to have to check if he is dead at least once every 6 months. Sure, it can certainly happen, but a repeated strip about it is not necessary.

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    William Green Premium Member 5 months ago

    Or a log being sawed.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  5 months ago

    One of these days the response will be no response.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  5 months ago

    Some people sleep so soundly you can’t wake them up.

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    Butteruss Premium Member 5 months ago

    September 29, 2011 she had to collect the Z’s to get some sleep herself. So I guess she was expecting them!

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    dtercho  5 months ago

    Grab her and ravish her!

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