Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 17, 2023

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    Tyge Premium Member 11 months ago

    That’ll sweat those calories right off.

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    Hue SL  11 months ago

    ♫ Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio? ♪♫

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    Lyrak  11 months ago

    I’m with Arlo on this one.

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    Dirty Dragon  11 months ago

    “The Boxer” is a surprisingly poor choice for workout music.

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    Ermine Notyours  11 months ago

    Keep the Customer Satisfied is pretty fast paced.

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    SNVBD  11 months ago

    Or some Joy Division, The Cure,…. dance on 10 sq inches, in a nearly pitch black room, nearly immobile, head facing the floor, long black hair obscuring your face, not talking to anybody,… aaah, golden times.

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    John Smith  11 months ago

    “The Sound of Silence“

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    John Smith  11 months ago

    What Arlo needs is a “Bridge over Troubled Water”

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    mourdac Premium Member 11 months ago

    Might fall asleep dancing to them, not exactly hard charging rock n’roll.

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    John Smith  11 months ago

    On the upside for Arlo this could lead to “dancing” the Horizontal Mambo.

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    William Bednar Premium Member 11 months ago

    Simon and Garfunkel is good for Tai Chi.

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    The Orange Mailman  11 months ago

    Play the 33 records on 45 and then maybe. Like Weird Al’s “polkas on 45”.

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    [Traveler]  11 months ago

    I’d give it a 7. It’s got a good beat but it’s hard to dance to.

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    ajr58(1)  11 months ago

    Sweating with the oldies?

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    colddonkey  11 months ago

    Lets hear it for Bridge Over Troubled Waters.

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    Calliope  11 months ago

    Well, Arlo is a full-on depressing old man. As of this past week, he has yelled at the TV, said kids these days aren’t taught anything in school like I was, and is now showing that he doesn’t like music with a fast beat.

    Can we please just retire these two before this comic becomes an official momento mori?

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    paul GROSS Premium Member 11 months ago

    No, Tina Turner is exercise music. Simon and Garfunkel is drinking music for when your girl friend leaves.

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    walstib  11 months ago

    My favorite is “American Tune”, but it’s melancholy, not a workout song.

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    Ignatz Premium Member 11 months ago

    Simon and Garfunkel did fast songs.

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    rj11111111  11 months ago

    it’s the BEST cover of sounds of silence. better even than the original. watch the video of the ice skaters from Canada performing to it.

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    FassEddie  11 months ago

    How about some Eric Satie?

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member 11 months ago

    How about ‘Oh, Carol’ by Smokie? It has a good beat.

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    mountainclimber  11 months ago

    In the (reunion) concert in Central Park, Paul and Artie do a version of Kodachrome splicing a very upbeat version of Maybelline at the end. I am always amazed at the diverse creativity of Paul Simon.

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    Thanksfortheinfo2000  11 months ago

    “Slow down, you’re moving too fast…

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 11 months ago

    The Sound of Silence!

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    paranormal  11 months ago

    The Danube Waltz…

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    Gandalf  11 months ago

    Feelin’ Groovy!

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    I'm Sad  11 months ago

    I’m with you there Arlo!!! In the old days, they had dance halls for people. Did some fancy dancing, had a dance card and you even dressed up to go dancing!!!!! What will you have in the future when this generation retires? Will there be no dance halls anymore? Nobody will dress up in suits and ties and fancy dresses anymore. Will they still be able to move to the music of their youth?

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    CitizenKing  11 months ago

    Feelin’ Groovy

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  11 months ago

    “Hello darkness, my old friend…..”

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    cryptoengineer  11 months ago

    Hazy Shade of Winter certainly would.

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    donwestonmysteries  11 months ago

    Nothing to see here: Old 70s guy.

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    raybarb44  11 months ago

    My kind of exercise music….

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    Spiffy  11 months ago

    I learned all my dance moves from Gene Gene the Dancing Machine!

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    Scott S  11 months ago

    This one was fun to dance to.

    Caroline Munroe was quite a cutie!

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    syzygy47  11 months ago

    The mindless extended electropop that used to be standard in some events in the 90’s bugged me; I couldn’t connect with it, anticipate the beat. There’s a different version of that in, well, recent social’s DJ music.

    Being a boomer, for one Thunderstruck gets me on the floor; slow dance for the end… Unchained Melody.

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    All Dan All Day Premium Member 11 months ago

    Springsteen is what rocks. Boomers need to get out more :)

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    Steve37825  11 months ago

    Released 1/17/66

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    Ukko wilko  11 months ago

    Santo and Johnny, Sleep Walk…. belly rubbing dance music.

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    Thehag  11 months ago

    The Beatle’s ‘I Want You’ is a Cha Cha and Little River Band’s ‘Lady’ is a Fox Trot.

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    DaBump Premium Member 11 months ago

    Had a good laugh when I thought of someone trying to dance to “The Sound of Silence”!

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    Cathy P.  11 months ago

    El Condor Pasa? I Am A Rock?

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