Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for February 05, 2023

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    Da'Dad  8 months ago

    Janis has his number but Arlo can’t help it. It’s a male thing. Just ask my wife.

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    Tyge Premium Member 8 months ago

    No. Don’t stop. She loves it!

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    AnneFackler  8 months ago

    Years ago Arlo would have been a walking encyclopedia, now he’s a walking Google.

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    Sanspareil  8 months ago

    At least he didn’t moon her!

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    John Smith  8 months ago

    In 2020, researchers discovered that the moon is actually 85 million years younger than we once thought.”

    “Computer simulations revealed that the moon formed roughly 4.425 billion years ago.”

    Don’t worry Arlo, I won’t say anything to Janis.

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    L'Europeo Premium Member 8 months ago

    Grashopper! great reference to his age bracket.

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    nos.nevets  8 months ago

    so it’s getting old. Not old yet.

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    nosirrom  8 months ago

    It’s way too cold around here to go outside and enjoy today’s full moon.

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    cabalonrye  8 months ago

    Don’t break the ritual, Arlo, you are destroying the magic.

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    ElVez2  8 months ago

    Do you think he has to explain the “ grasshopper” reference to her?

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    Gina Carson  8 months ago

    How long until all our comics will be created by ChatGPT?

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    Kidon Ha-Shomer  8 months ago

    it’s a Chinese balloon!!!

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    P51Strega  8 months ago

    “It never gets old”

    Isn’t that his cue to say “and neither do you”?

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    Dogtreat Premium Member 8 months ago

    I hear ya Arlo.

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    Rotary12 Premium Member 8 months ago

    Ah, but what is time?

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    ChessPirate  8 months ago

    “When you can snatch the Pedantisms from my lips, it will be time for us to go inside…”

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    T Smith  8 months ago

    Apparently, there is some discussion in astronomical circles that, due to its large size in comparison to Earth, the Moon should be reclassified as a twin planet, not a satellite.

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    assrdood  8 months ago

    Leave Arlo alone – He’s my favorite ’toon guy.

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    flagmichael  8 months ago

    I presume dating moon rocks has told us the moon is the same age as the Earth… although I would expect a lot of the moon’s surface to be meteors and space debris. So many mysteries: the synchronous rotation of the Moon and alignment of axes with respect to the Earth virtually requires the moon to have separated from Earth originally, but how it attained a very circular orbit utterly baffles me.

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    1504jarvis  8 months ago

    I just found out that that as you go South, the Moon appears to rotate such that at the South Pole it appears upside down for what it appears at the North Pole. A first quarter waxing Moon appears lit on the left side rather than the right side.

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    BB71  8 months ago

    The moon is inhabited by ETs. Earth can never see the backside of the moon. The moon is hollow indicating that it was manufactured.

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    alexius23  8 months ago

    Purportedly, the moon was much closer to the earth & continues to slowly move away

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    Bwahahaha!  8 months ago

    Yep. No more “mansplaining” lady. You’ve got Google.

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    fjblume2000  8 months ago

    Arlo, Arlo, you completely missed the light in her eyes — the whoopee lamp could ’ve been lit!!

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    Uncle Bob  8 months ago

    Arlo! That’s not the moon! It’s the Chinese!

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    I shot a harvest moon, beautiful…

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  8 months ago

    “….I get points for trying, though. Right?”

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    ron  8 months ago

    My diary doesn’t go that far back.

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    Cathy P.  8 months ago

    For a second, I thought it was a Chinese weather balloon.

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