Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for June 02, 2023

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    Da'Dad  6 months ago

    Not in our home, and we raised a healthy number of teenagers.

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    C  6 months ago

    Lost causes

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 6 months ago

    But it is an emergency! Your car’s warranty has expired!

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    The Orange Mailman  6 months ago

    Did you receive your new Medicaid card in the mail?

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    Egrayjames  6 months ago

    Did you ever drink the water at Camp LeJune?

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    [Traveler]  6 months ago

    It’s a special offer from Comcast

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    joedon2007  6 months ago

    Speaking of teenagers – which they aren’t anymore – How’s Gene and family? Remember them??

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    Steverino Premium Member 6 months ago

    If it’s Spam, it’s probably from the local grocery store.

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    Deezlebird  6 months ago

    If it’s an emergency they will leave a message. Geez, Janis! Don’t answer it!

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    nos.nevets  6 months ago

    Mothers see the child in the man.

    Fathers see the man in the child.

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    ScullyUFO  6 months ago

    It is the Chinese duct cleaning company warning you that your bank account has been compromised and they need you to cooperate in a sting operation using the funds that you forgot to pay the IRS who will issue a warrant if you don’t return the call at the following number as long as you answer affirmatively to the question “are you the owner of the business?”.

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    ChessPirate  6 months ago

    The other day, I got a phone call from my Health Insurance Company, and on my TV Screen it said “(Spam?)[Company Name]”…


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    ladykat  6 months ago

    I don’t answer calls that say potential scam or potential fraud.

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    billwog  6 months ago

    It’s sort of sad that Arlo and Janis raised a teen that has married and deserted them forever. Or did Gene and his family suffer a horrendous wreck and they all lie cold and moldering in their graves?

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    Gina Carson  6 months ago

    Put the phone down and sunbathe naked. (o )( o)

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    KennethPrice  6 months ago

    I leave my phone turned off unless I want to make a call.

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    hk Premium Member 6 months ago

    We answer it and say, “My phone says you are potential spam in violation of federal law, are you?l You phone number has been forwarded.” They hang up.

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    rick92040  6 months ago

    My pixel phone blocks spam calls and texts automatically.

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    jbcuster  6 months ago

    Didn’t end with the teen years for me.

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    Colebc  6 months ago

    So when is she going to visit that grown up teen and her grand child!

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    Out of the Past  6 months ago

    Oh, boy! I was just hoping a storm window salesman would call!

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    DDrazen  6 months ago

    This is why I always give my landline number for contacts. Any cold calls to my cell HAVE to be bogus.

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    Ukko wilko  6 months ago

    If no one answered spam calls then there would be no profit in them and they would stop.

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    Balgaire  6 months ago

    I like to answer those with, “Hello caller! You’re on the air!” in my best broadcast voice. Everyone has hung up.

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    eced52  6 months ago

    Someone who knew Gene thirty years ago may have time travelled to the future and saw his ultimate demise. Also, send 5,000 dollars so we can tell you when and how it happens.

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    finzleftright  6 months ago

    I like Spam! Can I have spam instead of the baked beans? Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, SPAM, and spam?

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