Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for July 03, 2023

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    SpacedInvader Premium Member 10 months ago

    Rodney is turning over.

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    alasko  10 months ago

    No tie either.

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    mywifeslover  10 months ago

    I paid for my kids karate lessons… now he makes me eat his vegetables.

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    Say What? Premium Member 10 months ago

    Jimmy is never going to stop spying on my parents, is he?

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    John Smith  10 months ago

    What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

    I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

    My wife’s cooking is so bad the flies fix our screens.

    I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

    My wife is a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo.

    My wife had her driver’s test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.

    I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 10 months ago

    One day, someone will make the last Rodney Dangerfield reference. I wonder if today is that day?

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    david_42  10 months ago

    I have to restake the grape vines today. First, I need to track down the pole slammer.

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    formathe  10 months ago

    That’s my wife, right there. “Tell me when to laugh.”

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    Cincoflex  10 months ago

    leaving stakes around would make it a Dangerfield!

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    Ignatz Premium Member 10 months ago

    “Rodney Dangerfield” was the name a fictional cowboy star on the Jack Benny show, which is where Rodney (whose actual name was Jacob Cohen) got his name.

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    KEA  10 months ago

    I felt that way when I was teaching all the time… but I was using it to find the more astute students (ahem)

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 10 months ago

    Love the nod to Rod!

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    sobrown51  10 months ago

    Gladitoldus.

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    syzygy47  10 months ago

    I don’t know who Glads is, but I’ll get the “stakes” (sic) and fire up the BBQ

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    ahnk_2000  10 months ago

    Tough town, I tell ya.

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    Boise Ed Premium Member 10 months ago

    You’ll get your steaks faster after I crank up the BBQ.

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