Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for October 18, 2023

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    C  6 months ago

    Arch enemies, Janis and reality, meet again

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    Da'Dad  6 months ago

    Arlo, you’ve just been out maneuvered.

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    alasko  6 months ago

    Stuff it Janis.

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    Sanspareil  6 months ago

    Janis must have the inclinations of a hoarder!

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    Cpeckbourlioux  6 months ago

    This reminds me of why I like this strip so much.

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    JoeStoppinghem Premium Member 6 months ago

    You’re right, I’m wrong. I don’t know how I could have seen it any other way…

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    j_m_kuehl  6 months ago

    Clean out attic in spring (store in garage) clean out garage in fall (store in attic)

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    Rhetorical_Question   6 months ago

    When Arlo surrender?

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    iGrumpy  6 months ago

    Remembering Thoreau’s comments about being chained to, and dragging our possessions along with us. “But the fool on the hill…”

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    Rich88865  6 months ago

    They’re not gonna move

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    The Orange Mailman  6 months ago

    We can’t win.

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    ScullyUFO  6 months ago

    Janis, you are a lucky lady if you can afford to not like that.

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    Gandalf  6 months ago

    See George Carlin’s ‘Stuff’!

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    Just-me  6 months ago

    Fortunately when we clean out stuff it is disposed of. If the items are in good shape but no longer wanted, we’ll donate them to charity. If in bad shape, the items go to the dumpster.

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    ddjg  6 months ago

    So what is he supposed to do? Agree or disagree? “It’s not that.” OK, so what is it? But remember to remember, that he loves you, Janis Day.

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    Gina Carson  6 months ago

    She’s obviously thinking about her dearly beloved s_ex toys.

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    DaBump Premium Member 6 months ago

    People are funny!

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    david_42  6 months ago

    I just installed another three shelving units in the garage.

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    Jhony-Yermo  6 months ago

    “Crap accumulates in direct proportion to the area available to contain it.” Maybe some kind of universal law or something, like gravity?

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    TrudyQ Premium Member 6 months ago

    I’m with Arlo on this.

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    diskus Premium Member 6 months ago

    Move via the dumpster

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    klapre  6 months ago

    When we moved from our house of 25 years to a smaller house near our grandkids, we threw away over 2000 lbs of stuff – 50 trash bags about 40lbs each. And that doesn’t count the gobs of stuff we gave to Goodwill.

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    rheddmobile  6 months ago

    Aren’t they moving?

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    raybarb44  6 months ago

    Yeah. Agreeing with the wife really upsets them…..

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    BJDucer  6 months ago

    I’m familiar with the saying “Happy wife, happy life”, but you just cannot make Janis happy. Poor Arlo…..

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    SpacedInvader Premium Member 6 months ago

    Around here people have 2 car garages at the least. Cars parked outside and garages full of stuff. They should sell the houses with attached storage, semi climate controlled.

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    trainnut1956  6 months ago

    I thought they were going to take over Pop’s condo…

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    locake  6 months ago

    Janis is soooo annoying! How can Arlo tolerate her.

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    Mariah13  6 months ago

    “we built lots of self-storage”… hmmm, sounds like a song in there!

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    car2ner  6 months ago

    relabel the “stuff” into “inventory”. Who wants to have too much unneeded inventory?

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    DDrazen  6 months ago

    You can’t have too much storage. Janis’s Corollary to Parkinson’s First Law: “Work expands to fill the time available.”

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    donmurf  6 months ago

    “A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.” G. Carlin.

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    Phoenix83  6 months ago

    I already planned a house with lots of storage and the closet doesn’t look like that.

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    RickB  6 months ago

    Fudd’s Corollary to Murphy’s Law: Stuff expands to fill the room available.

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    chief tommy  6 months ago

    What? Agree with you!

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    Scott S  6 months ago

    Nature abhors a vacuum!

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