Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 11, 2024

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    pearlsbs  2 months ago

    He left out poop.

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    finzleftright  2 months ago

    Add doctors appointments and the occasional travel and you’ve got retirement summed up!

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    Rhetorical_Question   2 months ago

    And married to Janis?

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    jondonlevy  2 months ago

    …Arlo said as he stared into the uncertain abyss that is his future

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    jmworacle  2 months ago

    I bet you still do.

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    Macushlalondra  2 months ago

    I remember a time when I envied my cat Macushla (pictured) because when I went off to work she was laying on the bed snoozing. I wanted to join her!

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    Rich88865  2 months ago

    Mine spend many hours monitoring the bird feeder and the neighborhood

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    eced52  2 months ago

    Still do.

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    JessieRandySmithJr.  2 months ago

    Just laid my Mother to rest, no parents left on this earth. So there’s that.

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    mourdac Premium Member 2 months ago

    Ah, the agenda of retirement ….

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    LONNYMARQUEZ  2 months ago

    Sunday seems to be about Ludwig most of the time

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    Steverino Premium Member 2 months ago

    The correct sequence is: eat, groom, sleep, poop, and amuse yourself (which takes minimal time). But Ludwig knows all that.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 2 months ago

    Yeah, you’ve now got that, but you still can’t lick your own butt, so there… pphhht!

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    rugeirn  2 months ago

    I recently saw something that made a really good point: successful retirement means learning how to program yourself. All your life, you’ve been programmed by other people—employers, clients, spouses, children, parents, friends, co-workers, you-name-it. Now, suddenly, you’re much more in charge of yourself. Well, the more you can control, the more you must control; the more unprogrammed time you have, the more it’s on you to program it yourself. That means doing things that don’t feel much like retirement, such as keeping a calendar, having goals, making plans, making decisions. Those things don’t feel much like retirement until you realize that you’re making YOUR plans, settting YOUR goals, keeping YOUR calendar, making YOUR decisions. Then it starts to feel really wonderful!

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 2 months ago

    It has been 20 years of retirement….I love it!

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    royq27  2 months ago

    Well, add in mowing the lawn…

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    ajakimber425  2 months ago

    Actually, I’m still envious!

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    raybarb44  2 months ago

    When you are neutered, what else is there to do.? He doesn’t have any credit cards or money……

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    locake  2 months ago

    Sounds like a good life. Why did Arlo stop envying him?

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    elgrecousa Premium Member 2 months ago

    That’s a first: Arlo, the happy-go-lucky retiree shows signs of discontent with his way of life.

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    DaBump Premium Member 2 months ago

    Sounds like somebody wasn’t truly ready for retirement. I’ve got SO much I want to do!

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    ddjg  2 months ago

    This morning in church, our quartet played a canzona by Girolamo Frescobaldi . . that was certainly interesting!

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    cracker65  2 months ago

    And sh**.

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    markkahler52  2 months ago

    My Cat! My Lord and Master! I am Yours!!

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