Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 22, 2022

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    Farside99  9 months ago

    Well, there are so many restrictions to being a proper man that we have to let loose some times.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 9 months ago

    I admit my age, but no one believes me. They think I’m under 40 when I’m 56. Oily skin will do that.

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    blunebottle  9 months ago

    I’ve never been this age before. Why do you expect me to know how to act like it?

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    seanfear  9 months ago

    don’t those “wisdom quotes” always say to stay young at heart??? this is what they’ve been trying to do duh!

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    jmworacle  9 months ago

    I have no choice but to grow old but I refuse to grow up!

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    dflak  9 months ago

    In 73 years I have never acted my age and I am not about to start now.

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    nosirrom  9 months ago

    Don’t criticize me. I was promised a second childhood!

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    Philly1115  9 months ago

    I’m fine with telling my age. Most of the time people don’t believe me when I say it anyway

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    [Traveler]  9 months ago

    Hold my beer and watch this……..

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    assrdood  9 months ago

    Well Aunty, I guess that makes us even!

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    CorkLock  9 months ago

    Grandma said “men have to act stupid to impress silly women”

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    garcoa  9 months ago

    Many men just divide their actual age by 10 and then act accordingly. I just turn 7 a few months ago.

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    paranormal  9 months ago

    Do most women really lie or refuse to admit their age? That’s better than having people assume much worse…

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    paullp Premium Member 9 months ago

    In college, in the 1970s, I was reviewing public records for an organization I worked with. I found it amusing that many women would write “21+” for their age. A few years later, in the 1980s, a young woman was hired where I worked. In the course of a getting-to-know-you conversation, I happened to ask how old she was. She looked at me very coolly and replied, “A lady never tells her age.” I was a little taken aback, as I’d always assumed that idea belonged to a generation that preceded ours.

    As for acting my age, I prefer to simply ignore my age, and just act like me.

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    Nubmaeme  9 months ago

    Be happy with the age that you are and that God let you live so long!

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    sheashea  9 months ago

    That is the gospel truth Aunty.

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    cuzinron47  9 months ago

    I’m not much of an actor.

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    anomalous4  9 months ago

    Somewhere I have a pic of one of my bros (then age ~60) standing in Home Depot with a traffic cone on his head.

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    Bittercritter Premium Member 9 months ago

    Favorite Aunt: “I’m 92…..well, maybe 94.”

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    crash3289.  9 months ago

    I got a nice complement the other day. I told this person I was typing to in a game chat room, and he said, “You don’t type like you’re 72”. I thought it was really nice. My fingers want to fly and sometimes I have to shut them down! LOL

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    CorkLock  9 months ago

    I can still type my age in words per minute (76). But only I can read the gibberish – err Latin.

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    DM2860  9 months ago

    I act my age. I just don’t act like you think I should act at my age. I personally think a lot of women act 20 years older than their age. But I act similar to how my mom acted at this age. (My father never got to be my age.)

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