Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 12, 2022

Eww…

In some cases that wouldn’t be much of an exaggeration

And now my drain is clogged.

“And I was feeling good about wearing shorts again, until some little kid saw my spider veins and exclaimed, “Look, Mommy! That old lady has MapQuest on her legs!”

Eeeuurrggghh. Shoulda done it sooner.

I resemble that remark. My hair got long enough to braid it. Now I have to use an electric razor because I’m on Eliquis.

thanks for the tip – gonna try this next hmmm

that’s information i didn’t need to know…

Don’t shave legs anymore…being older is a lot easier!

A friend of mine claimed his circumcision had the same results.

I don’t shave anymore. All the hair on my arms, legs, and pits fell out when I got older.

my mom would say “well, let’s braid your hair since you aren’t shaving your legs”…i wasn’t due to neuropathy issues…the razor running over my legs felt like sandpaper and i would constantly be screaming in my head…now that i am 51, i rarely shave cuz my hair isn’t growing that fast…

What the heck are uou shaving there, Aunty? Steel wool??

Now lets do those arms.

And the moustache…

And I bet the doctor won’t appreciate it!!!

We’ll take you word for it.

Don’t neglect to tell people Aunty that the paper company was also able to make 6 cases of printer paper.

How much was blood?

Makes me wonder how long it’s been since she last shaved them — but I really don’t want to know.

Maybe, just maybe you should try to do it more often?

More hair on my head and face as I get older and older!

I miss the days when I think about losing weight and suddenly 5 pounds are gone.

That’s why I can’t lose weight: I’ve never shaved my Legs.