Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 02, 2022

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    Cornelius Noodleman  8 months ago

    And he wrote back: I wish you would have.

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    Farside99  8 months ago

    Please!!! Put me out of my misery!!!

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 8 months ago

    I’m so glad hubby and I aren’t like that.

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    seanfear  8 months ago

    and for singles, write those for your own and hide them to find them later as if you didn’t know (like those bills forgotten in your pockets and found in stressful moments out of nowhere)

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    PraiseofFolly  8 months ago

    “Thanks for not putting on another roll of toilet paper. I found that a few pages out of your new Auto Magazine work almost as well.”

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    dflak  8 months ago

    I used to send cards randomly and for no reason at all to my wife at work. I had a special mark I put on the envelope to indicate “NOT SAFE FOR WORK” if appropriate, so she would not open them in front of her coworkers (the cards were safe, my comments, not always so). She no longer has an office at work. I still have left over cards.

    She, on the other hand, used to sneak love notes into my lunch that I took to work. I no longer have an office at work either.

    So guys, if you want to make points with your woman, send her cards at work, or better still flowers for no reason at all – or better still, when she’s having her hair or nails done at the spa.

    Or to paraphrase an old commercial: having flowers delivered on her birthday: $65. Bringing her home supermarket flowers for no reason at all: Priceless.

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    CorkLock  8 months ago

    Do children read this dribble?

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    BDY  8 months ago

    Unlike “Love Letters In The Sand”

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    cactusbob333  8 months ago

    I will sleep with three eyes open tonight.

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    paranormal  8 months ago

    It’ll be a while before he sleeps when you’re around…

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    daisypekin01  8 months ago


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    goboboyd  8 months ago

    Is a random ‘romantic’ text just as good? ’I imagine adding “I invited my boss and wife to supper tonight” would be inadvisable.

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