Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 04, 2022

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 4 months ago

    “It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking is a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.”

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    seanfear  4 months ago

    … and think of sleeping again

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    dflak  4 months ago

    I don’t have to rule the world; I just have to keep it from ruling me.

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    Just-me  4 months ago

    Bear with me a moment. Jonathan Edwards (and others) did a song called Sunshine. In the song Mr. Edwards pens the lyrics, “you can’t even run your own life, I’ll be d*mned if you run mine.” I have enough difficulty running my own life, why for crying out loud would I want to rule the world? I’ve no such pretensions though there are those who do. I know myself well enough to understand that were I to try ruling the world, I’d just muck it up…

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    I was FRAMED!!!!!!  4 months ago

    The ‘grown-up manners’ would be a stretch, and really coffee has no effect on being able to use them, one way or another.

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    Ken Norris Premium Member 4 months ago

    I require .5 liters to be able to function in the most rudimentary manner…

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    goboboyd  4 months ago

    But even then, only if intend to interact with another human. Just for the duration.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 4 months ago

    Drink coffee! Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy.

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    garcoa  4 months ago

    Until I have the 2nd cup in my hand, you don’t want to even speak to me. “Grown up matters”, that is something completely different.

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    old_geek  4 months ago

    All Brain needed was a plan for tomorrow night.

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    paranormal  4 months ago

    Atta girl!!!

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    crazeekatlady  4 months ago

    Maybe. Maybe. We can only hope in my case.

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    You probably should have stopped at dress yourself.

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    ChrisTrey  4 months ago

    But wouldn’t controlling the caffeine supply mean you would control the world?

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