Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 23, 2023

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    seanfear  7 months ago

    oh … guess we’re relatives then!

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    A Common 'tator  7 months ago

    20 years ago, I did have abs. But now they’re buried under two decades of English breakfasts and French five course lunches…

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    FreyjaRN  7 months ago

    I do have washboard abs. I just have a bunch of clothes on my washboard.

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    PraiseofFolly  7 months ago

    Consider what you have as one, big ab.

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    Troglodyte  7 months ago

    But Walt, why exactly would you need an Anti-lock Braking System?!

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    rodney  7 months ago

    I used to exercise like a fiend. Was about 12% bodyfat. No abs. My goal was to find out how low my bodyfat had to get before I had abs. Never made it.

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    Calvinist1966  7 months ago

    Now Walter is ABSolutely certain he will never have abs.

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    dflak  7 months ago

    There a 6-packs and then there are 6-packs and they don’t seem to be compatible.

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    dflak  7 months ago

    I did a DNA test and it came back negative.

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    ChessPirate  7 months ago

    I had a druggie friend who took a DNA test. It came back “LSDNA”…


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    ladykat  7 months ago

    Neither will most men of my acquaintance.

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    assrdood  7 months ago

    Instead of a six-pack, I have a pony keg.

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    PeaceWouldBeNice  7 months ago

    My DNA test came back all question marks…

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    jango  7 months ago

    Then tune in to Ab Fab, Walt.

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    old_geek  7 months ago

    It was a long time before I had a vehicle with an Anti-lock Brake System.

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    cuzinron47  7 months ago

    I have a 12 pack, in the frig.

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